TSP’s A Day Before Resignation


Hi, guys! It’s Rizwaan Khan. Guys, It’s a fourth
travelling vlog of my channel. And because of your love,
my small channel, Bikers pride, Rizwaan Khan,
today he has 300 subcribers. Guys, to celebrate this, we’re going
to your favourite destination… So guys, any guesses? Yes Rohit! You got it right.
Toranmal hill station. So guys! I’m all set. With special jacket, special ligament
guard, special elbow gurad, special shoes. And special gloves as well. And guys, In this video,
there’s a special segment… …where I’ll tell you how
you going to earn money through biking. When will you give me my salary? Hey, when will you pay the house rent? Who’s going to complete
the fucking target? The dream I saw was seen by you through me. We the people of who work 9
to 5 see such dreams everyday. Earlier these dreams used to
break through a nightfall. And it was awesome. And now these dreams break
through a client call. And it is fucking annoying. You keep calling, brother.
I’m not going to answer. Sister. Why didn’t you come to cook food today? What’s the point of coming? Sometimes you’ve gas but no ingredients. And sometimes it’s like
you’ve ingredients but no gas. So you should’ve told me earlier. Yeah, so I’m telling you now. I’ve opened my own restaurant. Do come whenever you get holiday.
It will be my treat. Everybody is fulfilling their dreams. And I’m the one who can’t even dream. House rent, increment, marriage… …I coudn’t progress further
because of all these. The testosterone level
has also decreased… …along with motivation in life. Forget about standing on
my own feet right even my… Should I resign? I’ll see whatever happens. Motherfucker! You’re a beer, Jeetu brother, you are a beer. After all doing a second film. But today, your brother is
definitely going to resign. Biker’s pride. Toay I will resign… …done locked. Since today is the last day in office… …and from tomorrow,
I’m going to become a biker, then why that same look? Let’s try something new. Wow! Good morning, Rizwan sir. Morning. Brother, I’ve been coming to
office for past three years, and you said ‘Good Morning.’
for the first time. Why? I’ve resigned. finished. It’s my last day. So what are you going to do next? Nothing as such. Dad had an old land in village. He was
not transferring the property to me. So one day I added a poison
into his chickpea and he died. Now I’ll go to the village
and do chickpea farming. I think he got scared. So brother, what’s your package? What package? If half an hour early coming employee
arriving one and a half hour late, that means he has got a
hike in some other company. – How much you got?
– Hike? Do you know the last time someone
got a hike in our country? – Who?
– Petrol. I coudn’t reach because
my alarm was set off. New beard style,
new perfume and what’s this? Why are you wearing your old shirt? Why are you lying? Did you ate crime patrol
episodes in your breakfast? – Liar, liar.
– Unnecessary doubting on me. – Tea?
– I had asked for coffee, right? – Machine is not working.
– Shit. Why there’s no sugar in it? Sir, it got over. I’ll bring tomorrow. Machine is not working, sugar is
not there and chair is making sound. Is this office or post office? Banu brother,
I think boss is not in a good mood. So he’s taking out anger on you. Really? Boss mood is
important but not mine. Brother, boss does not have any moods.
They only have targets. You, me, Payal.
Motherfucker! We all are targets. Do you know, fulfilling their
targets, the target… …of producing baby has
been stuck for five years. My wife things that there’s
something wrong in me. The person whose 12 hours
are used to please… …the boss and client,
he cannot do anything in life. We all are that yellow
light of traffic signal… …which is there but no
one knows why. Do you know why there
are coaches in cricket? Because if they had a boss, then he would’ve been
telling the African team… …that 435 is good but
try a target of 500. I’ve stopped watching the 2nd innings of
cricket because I hate the word target. My boss purchase new car every year. And here I can’t even purchase
first class pass for local train. And you wanted to become a biker, right? And what are you now?
The target of a company? Nonsense. When is ‘Kota
Factory-Season2’ coming? I feel like hitting you. Hey, can I hug u? Why bro? I thought I’m the only
one who is frustrated in this company. You gave a word to my inner feelings. I don’t want to become a target. I want to become a bikers
pride, Rizwan Khan. – I’ve decided.
– Listen to me. – I’m going to resign today itself…
– …Just shut up! Don’t be inspired by my words, got it? I was frustrated because early
morning I fought with my wife. And boss is the only topic of
showing ones frustration. Company gives target and money. Step back. Yes, boss? Okay. We’ve to achieve more targets? Oh! that’s nice. Okay. No, no. I’m coming. If I stay here for few more years… – …Okay, so you’ll have tea as well.
– Then I’ll become a dog like him. No sir. I’ll have teeth but
won’t be able to bite. I’ll only bark and lick. Too good, Rizwaan. Resign today itself. This is why yyou have
changed your style right? Now even Payal is
giving you a smile. Girl has started giving smile. Sir. Sir, boss is calling you. Go brother. Sir, you called? How come you’re late today? – Alarm, sir…
– …It’s okay. It’s okay if you come late. What’s going on between you and Payal? Nothing sir. – Sir, we just crossed each other…
– …You both make a good pair. Sir? No, sir and all is fine. But why didn’t you answer client’s call? Actually, I’m sorry sir. Don’t be sorry. And it’s good that you
didn’t answer his call. And if you would’ve answered the
call, I wouldn’t have known, that how much the client
is happy with your work. We’ve got the project
extension for two years. Very good job, Rizwaan. Very good job. This time your increment is confirmed. What do you mean? I won’t even talk with you. We used to have client
meetings inside the cabin. Not by having ciggrette
on a tea stall. Get out. Very well done! Rizwaan. So proud of you. Thank you, sir. She can’t stop smiling. Boss got ready for the increment. Oh shit! And this is not a dream as well. Then go and get ice for me. How come everything’s going well. Before this frustration goes away, and the plan to resign changes, just resign, Rizwaan. Duckworth–Lewis in cricket, and surviving notice period in a job. Till date I never understood. I had not even felt the
joy of quitting the job, this notice period came in front me. Now see my bad luck,
this month has 31 days. What you guys thought? That I will serve this
notice period sadly? For the first time in life,
I did something on my own. This 31 days, I’ll live on my own. Stop doing it. Remove your leg. Hi, Payal.

100 Comments

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  • वाह जी वाह बहुत बढ़िया बहुत बढ़िया बहुत-बहुत बढ़िया बहुत बहुत बहुत बहुत बढ़िया

  • Bhai aap comedy krke #kunalkamra bano na plz… aap famous ho bjp ke khilaf nhi govt. ki sacchi lao samne ..people ..youth esp. need that

  • Wo dialogue apna average bolta na. Maza a jata

  • Whey protein ka dabba me apple🤣🤣

  • Need second part bro

  • I resigned 11 times

  • Non Reliance Company….. lol….

  • Protein ke dibbe me apple 😂😂😂😂

  • What a coincidence I am resigning tomorrow 😛

  • Nice

  • #Bigbazaar ki yaad aa gayi😀😀😢😢😢
    Nakli chehree

  • 1:37

  • That feeling it took me 3 months to deal with until I finally gave my letter! Notice period was hardest one cause i just didn’t wanted to be there working hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • Whey protein ke box se APPLE

  • Khaaas passand nahi ayya

  • tsp has turned from comedy to life lessons now.. sachin negi saved the video..

  • Esa hi hota h bhai…

  • Zbardast…boss

  • BHENCHOD yaha Job Nahi Mil Rahi Aur Ye TSP Bhosdiwale Jale par Namak Chidak rahe.. #Resignation #Ghanta

  • 2:24 doosri pitcher !!! Woooohooo

  • Gazaabbb video broo

  • Isn't he a lookalike of John krasinski?

  • Company name -NonRelience – 🤣

  • Pehle por* dekh dekh karr din jaata tha…. Ab boss ke presentations dekh dekh ke din jaata hai… 😩😣

  • Pls make a video on "your last day in office"

  • Ambrish vermaa is the best actor of YouTube❤

  • Day before last working day I was in Major Incident bridge call for 2 hours😂

  • 3:51 😂

  • I work 9 to 7 with only Sunday holiday 😔😔😔 although i love my work. But soon i will leave the job after my undergraduation and start my own company.

  • Ye sapna 9 se 5 wale dekhte he….😂😂😂 Love it

  • Notice period prr hu🤣🤣

  • below expectations

  • Allah ka balatkari nightfall niklega katwe tera. Haram hai islam me nightfall allah ke balatkari

  • Ambarish Verma is fantastic in every video 👍🏻

  • Nobody :
    Me : screaming “Dabiye” in last of intro

  • When I had given the resgin my boss asked why then I smarty said line heard from somewhere 😂😂😂 your salary is the bribe that you give me to kill my dreams
    😂😂😂

  • resign to mene krdi thi aur boss ne ok v bol dia, baad me bulakr jo samjhaya me naa nhi kr paya

  • Main bhi 2 din pahle hi resign kiya …

  • I have also same story….. Yaad dila di yaar… 😊😉

  • RABISH KE REPORT NEXT PART PLSS😁

  • Payal….😍😍😍

  • I resigned in 2015 was working in an MnC that time. Struggled a year in my start ups and started again a job in 2016

  • Jeetu bhaiya ke liye 1 like to bnata hai…

  • Coincidentally, it is also my – a day before resignation

  • last ka shorts wala scene kill kar gya jhakas ending…

  • kaam wali didi ka alag hi swag h
    free m khana khila dungi😂😂😂
    mujhe mil jaye yr

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  • bhut mst bhai ekdam emotional kar diya mera resign bhi kuchh aisa hi thaa

  • Good..👍👍👍

  • Best one "life me pehli bar kuch apni marzi se kiya hai, ye 31 din to apni marzi se jiunga"

  • the twist was funny but attitude was bold

  • Mene first time resign kiya tha aur reject ho gya tha 😂😂

  • Rizwan have only 1 month notice peroid but In my company i had served 2 month notice peroid…Its really frustating…#gaandgeeshgayikaamkrte

  • Last me kya bhoot aa gaya namastee dosto kar kee

  • Savdhaan patrol part -4

  • What a coincidence about this video, tomorrow is my last day in my current company 😂

  • 4 bar resignation diye 4 barhi Rejected 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Maine notice period complete hi nhi kiya. Ek bhi din nhi lagayaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
    But resignation dekr lgaa saari frustration, sir dard khatam bc

  • Aise sapne 9 se 5 kaam karne waale roz dekhte hain

  • bhai many people switch to different companies please make one video for that scenario please.

  • Awesome 👌 👌👌👌
    Every person who work in 9 to 5 Jon can come related with this 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mera bhi same story hai aur notice period Ka bhi same chal rha hai.😅

  • Amrish YouTube ka Akshay Kumar hai behenchod har video mae hota hai

  • मैने सिनिअर को गालिया दे के जॉब छोडा था 😂😂😂 मजा आ गया

  • 9 se 5 nhi Bhai
    9 se 8 h job time
    Salary 11 jand

  • Sab log apne sapne poore kar rahe or yaha sapne poore nahi ho raha hai 😂😂😂😂

  • Randi ka bacha luk kela behchot motherchot apna maa ka chodo kela laura

  • Rizwaan khan sabse mahaan 🤩🤩🤩

  • Why used rizwan name secularism

  • It's better than Netflix web series

  • Bro tu faad hai ..only fr u i click on this video nd u made it awwsm

  • Kota Factory ka Second Season Kab Aara Hai !!

  • Bhai video trend Matlab resign festival on no bonus no increment … Best of luck😂

  • Sala 30 days to paise dete hai wo aur karte hai hum apne man ki🤣🤣

  • 😁😁😁😘

  • 9 se 5 toh bs naam ka h bhnchod 12-12ghante gaand mrti h sali chutiya BN gye bc..kuch Ni bacha life me ab sb khtm koi bhi bhosdiwalo engineering mt krna nhi toh lode lg jayge

  • Someone scanned my thoughts and filmed this.😂Totally relatable. Thanks Guyz. Awesome job as always..

  • Idea a6a h

  • mera channel subscribe karo meh tumhara karunga

  • अपना काम करना चाहिए दूसरे की नौकरी में मजा नहीं

  • Ghanta. Be practical. Yaha sala job nhi milta. Resign kya ghanta

  • Office time I directly say I m not interested in this job …so say bye bye😜

  • Nonsense Video. Boring hain.

  • Na store manager ke saamne aane ki nervousness thi
    Na store ki hawa me wo Gaandu ka darr tha
    I haath me second hand bike ki chaabi thi
    Aur aankho me baadal par naam likhne ka armaan tha
    Store manager ki gaali se din ki shuruat hua karti thi
    Ab usko "teri maa ki aankh" bolne ka jigraa tha
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Resignation ke 1 din pehle
    Kuch aisa yaaro mere waha Samaa tha.

    Acha laga to bhai ki feeling like kar diyo
    Saalo tum bhi kya yaad rakkhoge

    Jaao saalo din shubh rahey tumhara.

  • Yaar sahi hai boss

  • Cricket m D/L and job m notice period kbhi samaj m nhi aaya !😂😂😂😂🤣

  • https://youtu.be/gOUSaGNGGI0

  • "Rabish ki report" ka video banao yar

  • Nice bhai

  • Aise hi pitchers ka season dekh kar maine March me apni achhi khaasi Job ko laat mar di to start a company. 8 mahine me 3 projects, savings ka the end aur aa gaya dher saara karza …. Main sabhi job karne walon se request karta hun … Please don't get influenced ! be where you are and enjoy what you are doing, Life would find its way 😀

  • Really liked the acting of rizwaan

  • Actually hum 3 log hai jinka group hai..aur hum sbhi ke apne reasons the resign krne ke. Bahut frustrated the. No offer in hand. Np 1 month. Aur hum 1 din pehle tak clewr tge and bahut excited bhi the resign krne ke lye. Then we decided to put resignation together on same at same time and we did it.
    You know boss ki lag gai. Puri company me aag lag gai. Most ineresting baat to ye hai humne ro ro kar 30 days serve kia and 30th day ko revoke kr lia 3no ne..kuki boss chahte the and 3no ke hath th tk koi offer bhi nhi tha.
    I can never forget this resignation.

  • TSP is dead

    they dont have any topic to cover

  • aaj hi resign karke ghar aaya hu bhai coincidence

  • 0:16 That dialogue delivery is amazing. Well done !!

  • Best line gaand fat gai lagta hai 😅😂🤣

  • 😂😂🤣😂😂

  • mera bos ro raha tha

  • Non Reliance company wtf 😂😂

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