TRY NOT TO LAUGH: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Damien: (ad) Check out World of Tanks, the online World War 2 sensation where you collect and battle authentic tanks Everyone: GAME BANG Joven: Hey, you know? Joven: Game Bangs is sometimes whatever we want ’em to be and sometimes it’s just us having a good time and laughing Joven: You know our fam over here Joven: We got we gotta Shayne we got we got Courtney here also
Damien: both of them Joven: They, they did uhh.. the Do Not Laugh Challenge Mari: *correcting him* Try Not To Laugh Challenge Shayne: Do you watch our content?? Joven: I do I just don’t speak English.So we thought it was a good idea so we brought some Joven: Experts over to help us do it as well, and we’re gonna try it too, t o o.
Joven: *muffled screaming* Wes: You like this? You like what you see my friend?
Joven: *more muffled screaming* Wes: Do you like it? No? No, you don’t like the bear?
Joven: *even more muffled screaming* Wes: I know you’ve seen videos like this, I know you like them.
Joven: *even more screaming* Wes: Don’t run out of time you should laugh. Because- smile, my friend, no? Wes: You don’t like it? *yelling* You don’t like it? Like it! Like it! Mari: Jesus Christ! Joven: *yells to signal that time is up* Wes: Dammit! Flitz: You’re an aggressive bear, man Courtney: You’re not allowed! You’re not allowed!! You’re not allowed!!! You’re not allowed!!!!! No!! Shayne: All right mister Ovenshiré Shayne: It’s time for your colonoscopy, sir Shayne: That’s not a good sign. I still have to enter your ass though Joven: Noo!! Joven: *burps* Everybody: Yaaaaay! Damien: Sup? Courtney: How do you feel? Joven: Uh, violated, disturbed, and slightly aroused. Wes: I know which one you are for me, Joven.
Joven: Shut up! Next! Joven: *imitating sexy music* Joven: Yeah! Joven: Mmm, summa that, yeah. Lemme move a little bit closer Joven: *just repeatedly saying yeah* Everyone, from behind the partition: *celebratory noises*
Shayne: Nice! Good God!
Courtney: That’s so good Mari: Will you be my friend..?
Boze: No, get away from me Damien: *burp* You think you’re better than me? *burp* You think you’re better than me? *burp* You’re not my real dad *burp* You’re barely my real mom *burp* Damien: *burp* I’m not even sad we broke up. *burp* I’ve moved on Damien: *burp* I had a son *burp* he fell down a manhole. *burp* He’s dead, *burp* so I’m pretty available (burp) Damien: So you know *burp*, if you want to see anybody or whatever *burp* Damien: This is basically like real life Tinder *burp* Damien: Do you think you’re better than me though? Damien: Aww, man, that always gets her!
Boze: I knew you were gonna do that though.
Damien: *imitating himself* Everyone: *screaming and laughing* Mari: What’d he do? Boze: As soon as I saw his hoodie, I started laughing! Shayne: We’re going for the classics. Wes you have to pick that up Boze: I looked at his Hot Topic hoodie and I started laughing Everyone: *laughing* Flitz: Excuse me ma’am do you know fast you were going? Flitz: Probably about… Flitz: 98 BPM, but we need to get you to 170 Wes: I like this beat. Shayne: I want to get him under covers Flitz: She don’t like cops Courtney: *yelling* Shayne: *imitates McDonald’s jingle* Courtney: Order up! Courtney: I love you! Boze, confused: Yea- Oh, thanks! Shayne: Ha! What up? It’s your boi, BigBossBoze here. *laughs* Um, what’s up? Um, so we’re just here doing *inaudible* Shayne: Yeah. BigBossBoze, yeah *weird noises* Shayne: It’s me, BigBossBoze Shayne: C’mon BigBossBoze, try to make me laugh Shayne: *more weird noises* Shayne: It’s ya boi! … It’s ya boi! … It’s ya boi, doh! Shayne: Wow… Well I have that recorded so Shayne: Hey Mari, it’s me, Peter, your fiance 😀 Shaybe: Weather sure is great up here. oops seagull ~O~ Shayne: Anyways, oh, man I can’t wait for, you know, the big day Shayne: It’s gonna be tough bending down the entire time though gosh – just bend down with all you other peons down there Shayne: What’s it like? You’re just like ants from up here Mari: It’s in my nose T0T Damien: Mari likes my, the triangle mouth Shayne: So good! Mari: *inaudible* – person does a cat! Damien: Got ‘eem! Shayne: *narrating* Middle school was weird for joven Shayne: He got laid! Courtney: *gagging noises* Courtney: Here…… Courtney: Here you go… Courtney: Happy birthday.. Courtney: Did I get her or no? Damn it! Mari: Oh my god Wes: *wheezing* Sorry, took a really long.. run from over there Wes: *wheezing* Wes: You want some? *inaudible* Whoa, I’m dizzy.. Wes: Dammit! Flitz: *attempts singing the beginning of Circle of Life* Flitz: From the day we arrived on the planet Flitz: Blinking stepped into the sun Flitz: That hurts! Mari: I almost lost when I saw the crotch Mari: Why is your crotch inflated..? Boze: *throws something on the ground* You wanna go the mall? Mari&Boze: *laughing* Mari: I wasn’t prepared for that one! Mari&Boze: *talking about Wes’ dumbass jacket* Wes: Hey! It’s not stupid! Joven: Wait whose sock is that? Mari: It’s Wes’ sock in the jacket! XD Joven: Why is there a sock in your jacket..? Wes: Because I did laundry and I couldn’t find the other sock Damien: Hi, my name is Randall Pibbers and I’m here to audition for the group, Amigos Damien: *spitting hot bars* Raindrop, drop top, flip flop, crop top, *random words* beep beep cheep cheep Damien: We came from nothing that’s something doctorrrr Damien: *more random noise* Damien: beep beep beep Damien: Um when you like wake up in the morning, just like broke time bro time, like do Damien: Do your weiners ever like lock in? (Time…) Damien: Do your wieners ever like lock in..? (Time…) I got this Damien: Do your weiners just, like.. Do you just like wake up and they’re hugging..? cuz I had sort of like a pretzel snake situation Damien: I went on this morning, and I was trying to figure out what to do… Background: …time… Wes: I F*CKING LOVE CANDY!!!! Wes: Nothing? *spits out plastic* Wes: I popped it. I feel bad about that… Joven: *inaudible mumbling* Wes: Dammit! Courtney: Now you know why you’re benched kid? It’s because you keep peeing across the bathroom and missing, you’re not- DERICK!! *blows whistle* Courtney: Stop playing hand ball against Jessica’s head!! Now you need to learn why you’ve been a bad boy! Quit pissing on everything Courtney: Okay, you’re pissing on my tiles, you’re pissing on the teacher Courtney: You’re pissing on the other teacher, you pissed on my shoes. You know expensive this Sketcher is?! Courtney: $34!!!!!!!! Courtney: Y-your mother’s.. Damien: No one broken Flitz yet? Wes: No Boze: I know what you’re thinking. The rent is too damn high!!>:C Boze: It’s too high! I don’t work for this!! Boze: I don’t work for this! But you do and those people do and we can change this together. Put this in your mouth. Boze: And you swallow the whole thing. You got 20 seconds, open that PIE HOLE UP. Boze: This is an intervention. Look– JERRI. (nu not Jerri) Wes: You OK Boze? Boze: I didn’t get him… Mari: JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Mari: JOJOOOOOO Mari: アドベンチャー! (Adventure xDD) Mari: いきましょう！ (Let’s go!) Mari: ここみてな! (Look here!) Mari: ここ! (Here!) Mari: ここみなさいよ！! (Please look here!) Wes: I think you just broke Flitz at that point.. Mari: His jaw hurts XD Flitz: It does! Shayne: There’s no time.. Mari: If it came out of your nose Shayne: I know I’m not gonna make you laugh, so I’m just gonna relate on something funny Shayne: You ever have to pee so bad that when you hit the urinal Shayne: Finally after like hours of waiting an Alan Watts recording starts playing in your head. You’re just like “Ahh” Shayne: It’s like “The universe is strange in that way and that it’s all possibly your own creation” Shayne: “We look around the trees.. Do they think the way we do?” And your just like “AHH” just like “Yes. It’s all a simulation…” Shayne: “All very fine” Ahhh… Shayne: The beads are still there Flitz: That hurt Mari: You’re hard to break! Mari: No, you– nobody broke you Shayne: Okay, I really want.. This is legit, this to you guys. I really want a Willy Wonka, Attack on Titan Shayne: Combo with Wes as the star and they’re like “All right come on in who won the golden ticket?” and Wes just enters like Shayne: *singing(?) the Attack on Titan opening* Shayne: He’s just grabbing Oompa Loompas’ and just taking bites Shayne: And they’re just like “OOHHH MAI GOD!! WHO– WHO IS HE??” and just like *weird sound effect* Wes: That visual’s gonna be stuck in my head, for, like, three hours Damien: Next up at the Gun Lovers Convention, we have a presentation in concealed carry as of yet never before seen by man Damien: Where is the weapon on my body? *lifts up shirt* Is it here? Damien: *grunts* Damien: And the day is saved, but what of my bullets?? Damien: This last one’s a growler Damien: It’s a real growler Wes: You got.. you got very close there Damien Wes: The pooping bullets almost did it Joven: Hey, you got some change? I just need like 25 cents.. I don’t know anything will do man Joven: I’ve seen something I’ve seen some stuff today Joven: See.. I was I was under.. Joven: Underpass and someone… someone was pooping and when that he started pooping and my and my buddy Earl was like “Hey Man, you can’t be pooping here.” *takes money* Thank you Shayne: This is why I don’t play Watch Dogs 2 Courtney: Okay, Wes, here I come! Joven: Someone should have told her that chair’s almost broken Courtney: So you swiped left on me. What’s the deal? Boze: Hi, I’m Katie Carmichael Boze: And this is the man with the smallest feet in the world. That’s right, this man right here. His feet are only a size four Boze: We feel bad for him, but you know what that means he’s got a really really really small… Boze: Penis Boze: It’s the tiniest penis you’ve ever seen in your life Flitz: Now I know what you’re thinking…. Flitz: Darrell, how do I get my soul into the surrogate? Flitz: Well you see we have a little back access chamber right here just for you. So you put your head in your own ass Flitz: and you whistle seven times Flitz: Imagine redfish afros and yourself gliding along the clouds on the cosmos.. Neil deGrasse Tyson is your dad Mari: So good Mari: Wes, have you seen the new Hulk series? It’s awesome, it’s got Red Hulk, it’s got reverse Hulk Mari: It’s got every single Hulk you can imagine. It’s a new series. It’s really really good Mari: Umm… I think it’s even got Iron Man in it Mari: Umm.. I think he has like a kid, anyway. It’s a really really good series. Um, it’s called YouTube Demonetization Courtney: *confused* How are you laughing while having water in your mouth? That’s not like, I don’t understand… Shayne: He’s actually boiling water Mari: Also, we’re all gonna be fired. Sorry Matt Raub.. Damien: I’m just gonna start thinking of sad memories like uh…… Damien: Eh, it’s whatever Damien: Noooo! I got Joven mouth on my Damien hands Courtney: What the heck is happening..? Joven: I don’t.. know….. Courtney: He’s so good at not breaking Mari: It’s in my hair! Flitz: So the cops gonna roll up on me like Flitz: “Yo slow down!” Flitz: I was like, I was like “Eat a dick officer!” Flitz: He was like “I will arrest you!” Flitz: I was like “Bro I’m a cop, I do forensics!” Courtney: Oh no! Oh no help me.. I’m Princess Peach you gotta save me oh no.. PSYCH! IT’S PRINCESS LEMON Courtney: *hoos* Courtney: Thank you for coming to my birthday dinner, you can eat me now Courtney: Sorry first putting lemon on you, I wasn’t planning on it Damien: You are the one of the few people who.. you’re– one of every single person who is spat on me so far Damien: I didn’t rind one bit *laughs* (wat??) Boze: Imagine all the people… Boze: Living for today… woo hoooo Boze: Imagine there’s no.. government.. Boze: Imagine there’s no Boze: Imagine there’s no.. people Courtney: That was so good Damien: “Imagine there’s no air” almost got me Damien: That’s what was funny! Shayne: All right here we go.. Shayne: F*ck I lost my boomerang at that Angela Knox concert.. Shayne: Hey, buddy.. Shayne: God you’re so.. stupid… Shayne: Hey, this is probably the best time to ask Damien: Son of a goose! Damien: The silver bullet.. You guys this has been the game bang version of the try not to laugh challenge, thank you guys Damien: thanks for joining us from Smosh main, Courtney and Smosh Shayne Joven: Go watch their version! Damien: yeah Damien: And then go back and watch this version and then put them both on loop in your house for all eternity Shayne: Yeah *awkward laughing* *slowly turns into screaming* (oh mai gah chill..) Boze: Thanks for watching the try not to laugh challenge if you want to see more sexy content from the 12 Days of Smosh click on the box to the left! 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