Things Dominicans Are Tired of Hearing


– Muah – Bye, yamal. – Yamal? – Yeah. – You guys don’t roll your “Rs?” – Are you Puerto Rican? – Nope. – (Spanish) – (Rapid-fire Spanish) – What? – Are you Cuban? – Nope. – Yo, dude. You’re
talking way too fast, bro. – You sure? – Yeah, I’m sure. – I’m talking normal. – No. It was very fast. – You know how to play baseball, right? – Are you Mexican? – No, I’m Dominican. – Oh. Where’s that at? – Ey, what up y’all? – Hey Curliz, this is my friend Gadiel. He’s Dominican. – (Spanish) – (Spanish) Good night, bye. – Hold up, you speak Spanish? – Yeah. – Wait, you’re not black? – (Spanish) – What’s the matter?
You don’t all eat spicy? – No, man. That shit is hot. – So I heard you guys don’t wear socks. – We wear socks. – Oh. ‘Cause I heard that you don’t. – (suffers from spiciness) – Whatever. – I’m hyperventilating.

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