Shoe testing the fun way – Hacking, chopping, stabbing, shooting!
Shoes?? Well, DX Mall contacted me and they wanted to sent me a pair of shoes to
be featured in one of my videos. YOU. Yeah, because I’m well known for being a
shoe reviewer (*sarcasm*). Totally. Between the two of us I think our knowledge of shoes comes together as… you put your feet in! I told them that I’m not gonna say
anything that I don’t personally agree with and also I asked them if I could do it my way… and they know what that means. Yep. Of course the burning question that anybody who is considering to buy shoes needs to ask themselves is… Will they withstand an axe blow? Well folks, don’t count on this for armor. Let’s flip it around. Yeah, no chance of course. The only thing that stopped the spike was the wood underneath. Let’s test the sole ( / soul) of this shoe. Get it? Sole / soul? Yeah, I know, I should shut up. Close-out sale of factory seconds! Slight
blemishes. Gotta say, the material does seem pretty
tough because it can take direct hits onto the sole. I mean, it’s bouncy rubber after all… Not bad really, but… well…. STEEL WINS! Shoe test – assassination style! That’s pretty good… even leaning my entire weight onto it I can’t get through the sole here. So what’s the point of doing all this
you might ask. Well, there’s a point right there but otherwise… Well, I guess it’s one of those
things that you have to do in order to understand. Nah, I’m just talking out of my ass. Well, quite a lot of damage but I actually expected it to go
through all the way. Pretty much nothing I can see from that one. That’s apparently all that happened from it. And there. Time to quit fooling around. Like I said, I’m not exactly a shoe review guy, so don’t take my word for it. But what I can say is that they do seem
tough enough to require quite a bit of effort in the destruction process which kind of annoys me a little bit. And
also I don’t think that the gods of destruction are quite appeased yet. None of the shot made it through the entire shoe. So that is actually surprising. It is only birdshot though so I guess we gotta try some buckshot. So here’s what they look like new. And this is after I went crazy on them. Shoe anatomy. So if you want your own shoes to destroy – or wear if you’re
boring… you can head over to dxmall.com Again I make no statements about the
quality of these shoes other than that they are fairly tough to destroy. Take it for what it’s worth.