Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Mooning Over Shoes


The first time I was ever mooned was when I was four years old. How do you… who moons a four year old? Here was the thing. In my growing up I grew up in a lot of bar situations because my parents were like, it’s late 80s early 90s you still take your kid to a bar in Texas. So we went to this comedy club, I remember and it was just my dad, my mom And we’re watching this comedian who was like not really He wasn’t really great, but every time he tell a really bad joke a GROANER He’d put his pants down and moon the audience. Well my parents didn’t know this, and I didn’t know this… So when he pulled down his pants and started doing that… I bawled I was just so upset and so tearful I mean they had to take me out. My parents, you know, had to set down their drinks. I go outside. I’m very upset, very upset The comedian eventually comes out and sits down next to me and my parents are like can you you know say something to him? The comedian… I’ll never forget this he says don’t worry. It was fake. That wasn’t real what you saw up there It was that wasn’t my real butt, it was a fake butt, but I was like it was fake. He’s like yes That wasn’t that wasn’t real I was like Oh, wow, okay, then that’s okay, and then it wasn’t till I was like 13 or 14 and thinking about it later. I like how you were still thinking about it Because it affected me! I was like. That was a real ass. Okay, I wonder. What was going through that comedian’s mind like he’s doing his bit He drops his pants, and then he hears like a kid crying *Child-Like Screams* OH GOD! [Static] If you could have a business on the moon, what would it be? Moon shoes, easy. *Faint Laughter* People need shoes To protect against the rocks Huh? Moon shoes? Yeah No, no think about it! I’m trying. Look man!… Brandon, I’m trying to get there They can’t bring infinite shoes with them to the moon You got like… two pairs of shoes, max! So where, how are you making these shoes??? I don’t know I have a business! I’m sure there’s something. He’s importing them. They’re so quick to that… …I would have… a movie theater. A movie theater on the moon? Ok. Watching a movie on the moon like a drive-in [agreeing nods] If you had a drive-in you had like the you know the earth in the background and that was your view, like that’d be cool I guess if you have to have a drive-in, then I’m making Moon Cars Yeah, you make the Moon Cars, and um you know how but to get into the car to walk to your car You can’t just walk in your bare feet You gotta wear the moon shoes man You gotta get moon shoes This episode of the RT podcast is brought to you by moon shoes [Static] [RT Outro]

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  • I thought he was going with something like gravity boots instead of that as a reason.

  • where is Barbra with her bad puns?

  • Rooster Teeth makes really, really… REALLY good videos dude. Make a damn Red vs Blue Season 16 trailer!!!

  • I think you mean a moon V theatre

  • …. When did these get so bad? Who are these people? What even happened to roosterteeth? Such a shame.

  • Brandon is a damn idiot.

  • I’d sell oxygen

  • Do you mean the moon-vie theater

  • Could you say that Jon wanted to build a Moonvie theater?

  • Rooster Tank is my favorite show

  • Tyler circling back to moon shoes for Brandon is the sweetest thing x'D

  • Wow this episode is lame

  • So I guess Jon would be making a "Moonvie Theater"?

  • Itsa moonvie theater

  • I'd have aperture science on the moon

  • THIS WILL BE THE DAYYYYYYYY!!!!!

  • "this video is brought to you by moonshoes"

    suddenly some badass RWBY music

  • Everyone knows Oxygen Farms are way more profitable, Brandon.

  • I'm walking on moon shoes. Woah oh!

  • The best part of any RTAA or podcast is the occasional cackling you hear in the distance from the crew.

  • You've gotta watch (pre-reboot) Mystery Science 3000 episodes at that moon-vie theater.

  • You could call it the moonvies

  • Brandon's disappointment lol

  • random question but why was this will be the day playing

  • For me it would be a gym. People's muscles atrophied due to low gravity, prevent that by working out.

  • Too bad Barbara wasn't there to make a MOONvie theater pun.

  • Tylers animated self is strange.

  • Wouldn't it be a MOONvie theater??

  • "Moonshoes: The ankle-breakers"

  • 1:30 Hyperion?

  • Moonvie theater

  • Towards the end all I’m thinking is “Ruby… is that you?”

  • That was amazing how all of you are like a family hope you guys are having a great life and just live

  • That was amazing how all of you are like a family hope you guys are having a great life and just live

  • the confidence in moon shoes. he had that ready to go!

  • Why is Mr. Coe's(Get it? Cause he's a judge? Okay. Okay.) hair and beard grey? Shouldn't it be black?

  • I would love a moonvie theatre

  • but there's no sound in space… how will you hear the movie?

  • I WANT 10 PAIRS OF MOONSHOES!!! MOON LOAFERS, MOON SNEAKERS, EVEN MOON HEELYS!!!!

  • Where is more rwby

  • if you could have a business on the moon, what would it be? umm… oxygen? you kind of need that.

  • "T H A T W A S A R E A L A S S"

  • END CREITS IS "THIS WILL BE THE DAY

  • What about moon-vies

  • 0:03 My dad used to…

  • :c

  • Does he know what moon shoes are?

  • I love the full circle of businesses at the end lol.

  • I'll just sell "moonshine"

  • Not a movie theater a moonie theater

  • If it is a movie theater on the Moon wouldn’t be called a Moonvie Theater?

  • Does anyone know the song at the end?

  • Business on the moon? Easy.

    -Fresh Air Inc.
    –Sell re-breathers
    –Sell air-filters
    –Sell tanks of oxygen, nitrogen, etc.
    –Repair re-breathers and air-filters

  • I've watched this video atleast ten times and I just realized he said comedy club and not commie club.

  • Going to the Moonvies

  • Moon shoes is a mint idea

  • I'm dead when she said if had business on moon what would it be

  • 2:14 Sam and Dean

  • I have a confession I have only seen the first 3 seasons RWBY

  • I didn't think you would start advertasing a company like moonshoes, smh, is money that hard to get these days

  • I'm pretty sure if we had a colony on the moon we wouldn't be walking around OUTSIDE! We'd have indoor stations all connected to each other so we never have to go outside. And if we ever did go outside, we would wear space suits. So the moon shoes idea is totally obsolete. I mean, I guess we would still need to wear shoes inside the station. But wouldn't those just be regular shoes? There's no need to call them moon shoes just because they're made on the moon.

    Further proof that Brandon doesn't think enough.

  • It's a moonvie theatre

  • Fully expecting the first story to be his Batman origin story

  • I'll make the moonsocks

  • Brandon and Chris are my favorite RT people

  • People need shoes

  • Movie theater? More like Moon-vie theater!

  • That outro music from rwby though

  • Instead of moon shoes, how bout oxygen tanks? Sure you can find a way to make money off of a necessity that everyone needs

  • A thousand years from now Moon Shoes incorporated will use this video as an advertisement before movies at the drive-in Moonvie theater

  • It’s moonie theater 😎

    I am the child of Barbra Dunkelman

  • Mooning on the moon

  • Moon-vie Theaters

  • Adventure Cap

  • Tyler has the voice of a god

  • lol brandon is such a moron but he makes me laugh with his dumb humor though.

  • A Moonvie theater.

  • I would sell oxygen.

  • Moon-vie theater

  • Should have been cockpit, instead of Rooster tank

  • It's a moonvie theatre

  • "People need shoes"

  • I legit used to own a pair of moonshoes. They're a real thing, he wasn't just making it up.

  • Moonvie theater?

  • Moon shoes? So you can go moon walking?

  • Blue moon

  • Movie theater on the moon
    Call it a moonvie theater

  • A moonvie theatre

  • So Brandon's logic is that you need shoes on the moon to product from the rocks. If you're out on the moon's surface, you'd already be wearing a full spacesuit. And surely you'd change out of this once you step inside the colony.

  • So you could call it the MOONvies.

  • is that animated tyler coe?

  • 1:59 you mein a MOONVIE THEATER?

  • I just needed something light after watching a kitten taking care of it's mom's dead corpse. Jesus.

  • Where's Tyler? Where did he go?

  • If I could make a business on the moon I’d make a moon brothel

  • A moon-vie…moonchi's(guchi)

  • I would love to watch a moonvie
    I'm not sorry

  • Moonvie theater

  • A moonvie theater

  • The shoes could have weights to help you move around faster in low gravity

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