Mother Knows Best – SNL


>>YOU’RE WATCHING GAME SHOW
NETWORK. MOTHER KNOWS BEST WHEN MOMS AND
THEIR TEENS TEAM UP TO WIN CASH. HERE’S YOUR HOSTESS WITH THE
MOSTEST. SHELBY McALLISTER.
>>WELCOME TO MOTHER KNOWS BEST AND I’M ALSO A I TUBE SKETCH
COMEDIAN AND SINCERE GENUINE SINGER.
OKAY. TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR TEAMS ARE
PLAYING FOR, LET’S CHECK IN WITH OUR ANNOUNCER, CUTIE PIE PAUL.
>>DON’T CALL ME THAT. JUST PAUL, PLEASE.
OUR TEAMS ARE PLAYING FOR A GRAND PRIZE OF $10,000.
AGAIN, JUST PAUL.>>THANK YOU, CUTIE PIE PAUL.
LET’S MEET TODAY’S TEAMS. FROM FOUNTAIN VALLEY,
CALIFORNIA. SUMMER AND HER MOM, JACKIE.
>>MY MOM CAN BE REALLY STRICT.>>IF WE DON’T WIN TODAY, SHE’S
GROUNDED.>>FUN.
FROM ARIZONA, IT’S 16-YEAR-OLD MASON AND HIS MOM, SHANILE.
>>MY MOM SAID RAISING KIDS IS A FULL TIME JOB.
>>I’M GETTING A $10,000 RAISE.>>FROM PENNSYLVANIA, A CLOSE
COMMUNITY OF FRIENDS, 17-YEAR-OLD JOHN CHRISTOPHER AND
HIS MOM –>>MY MOM IS MY BEST FRIEND.
>>MY SON IS MY LIFE.>>AWESOME.
OKAY. BEFORE THE SHOW, WE ASKED OUR
TEENS QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR MOMS F. THEIR MOMS MATCH UP, THEY GET
50 POINTS. WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT
DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY.>>OH, MAN, THIS IS EASY.
MY MOM HATES WHEN I CHEW MY HAIR.
>>YEP, I SAID CHEWING HER DARN HAIR.
>>CORRECT! 50 POINTS ON THE BOARD.
JOHN CHRISTOPHER. WHAT’S SOMETHING YOU DO THAT
ANNOYS YOUR MOM.>>OH, MAN.
SOMETIMES IN THE MORNING I WAKE UP BEFORE SHE DOES AND I GET UP
OUT OF OUR BED. WHEN SHE WAKES UP SHE WON’T KNOW
I’M THERE.>>YOU SAID OUR BED?
MOM, SHOW US YOUR ANSWER.>>I SAID LEAVING OUR BED EARLY
AND MAKING MOMMY WORRIED.>>CORRECT.
YOU GET 50 POINTS.>>♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>COOL!
MASON, WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM NUTS?
>>IS IT STILL GOING?>>ALL RIGHT.
>>WE WON THE POINTS.>>WE ARE DONE WITH THAT.
NO MORE OF THAT. WHAT DRIVES YOUR MOM CRAZY?
>>WHEN I PLAY MUSIC REAL LOUD. SHE HATES THAT.
>>WHAT? I SAID WHEN YOU WEAR ONE OF
THOSE DUMB HATS.>>NO POINTS.
AFTER ONE ROUND, SUMMER AND JACKIE WITH 50, JOHN CHRISTOPHER
WITH 50 POINTS. CLOSE GAME SO FAR, HUH, CUTIE
PIE PAULEY?>>PLEASE CALL ME PAUL.
>>WE’LL SEE. SECOND QUESTION AND WE WILL
START WITH JOHN CHRISTOPHER. JOHN CHRISTOPHER, WHAT’S YOUR
MOM’S BIGGEST FEAR?>>THAT’S EASY.
THAT I WILL MEET A WOMAN AND GET MARRIED SOME DAY.
>>THAT ARE A WOMAN COMES AND WILL TAKE HIM LEAVING ME IN MY
LONELINESS. ALONE, ALONE, ALONE.
ALSO — LYME DISEASE.
>>I REALLY DON’T WANT TO GIVE THAT ANSWER POINTS, BUT THAT’S
50 POINTS.>>♪♪♪
♪♪♪>>OKAY, SO THE PRODUCERS ARE
LIMIT YOU LIMIT THE SONGS TO NO SONGS.
ALL RIGHT, SUMMER. WHAT’S YOUR MOM’S BIGGEST FEAR?
>>PROBABLY SPIDERS?>>SHOOT.
I SAID THAT MY HUSBAND AND I WOULD GET INTO A LOUD FIGHT IN
FRONT OF HER FRIENDS.>>NO POINTS.
I HEAR YOU THOUGH. MY MOM AND DAD FIGHT ALL THE
TIME. WAS NOT AFRAID OF A DRINK.
SO –>>MASON AND CHARMIN.
AND WE FORFEIT. WE CAN’T BEAT THIS.
THEY KISS EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS.
COME ON. LOOK AT THEM.
>>NO ONE IS GOING BEAT THEM. I DON’T THINK THEY HAVE EVER
SLEPT IN SEPARATE ROOMS. WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK
BEFORE ROUND TWO.>>CAN I USE THE RESTROOM?
>>CAN I HELP HIM IN THERE BECAUSE HE CAN’T AIM.
>>OH, MY GOD. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

100 Comments

  • I smell Sigmund Freud

  • And Leslie was just there CRACKING UP

  • Disliked video as soon as I saw Amy Schumer.

  • ᶦ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᶦᵉ

  • "Abyssaleth"

  • ruined by Amy schumer

  • It was an obvious rip on the FDS cult in Utah, because look how they were dressed and when Amy said "They come from a close community of friends".

  • Lysa Arryn much?

  • Alone. . .

    Alone. . .

    AlOoOoOoOoOnNNnnNnne

  • I hope there ain’t any families like that in real life 😂

  • Amy Shumer is a really good actress. I know her standup isn’t for everyone, but I’d like to see her in shows and movies more often, bc her reactions and delivery are really really funny

  • U guys hating on PA I LIVE IN PA HAHAHA 😭😭

  • They could’ve just named them Norma and Norman

  • This was my ex and his mother…I swear to God. Ugh.

  • “I’m a YouTube sketch comedian and a serious singer” 😂😂😂 this a dig at Gabby?

  • Sweet home Alabama

  • I see Amy Schumer, I click off

  • Is that Amy Schumer fuck Amy she’s not funny

  • Oedipus complex intensifies

  • 1:00 Yeti sighting

  • Kate looks eerily beautiful in this

  • I honestly believe that amy would have had a much better career in sketch comedy since she seems to have a grasp on timing and actually had a funny look when reacting to the slightly close mother and son. Stand up isn't her thing, but sketch could have saved her a huge amount of hatred since somebody else would be writing her jokes

  • They should’ve made them from Alabama

  • It's just paul

  • When you got someone doing your jokes for you that isnt a high school friend (or yourself) anyone can be funny.

  • 1:07 that was painful to watch

  • what did she say at 1:26?

  • When I saw Amy Shlochner I almost stopped watching. I stayed for Kate cause she's actually funny.

  • I don’t understand why so many people hate Amy Schumer. Her comedic timing in this skit was beyond perfect. Her facial expressions were so on point. especially when she mentions her alcoholic dad. Pussy jokes aside, she’s a good comedian.

  • Serious incest….

  • can’t deny that’s how it is in pennsylvania

  • Why does this video have so many dislikes? Is it just cause of Amy Schumer? I thought she was great here.

  • W e w o n t h e p o i n t s

  • The first and only time Amy Schumer was decent…
    Edit: Good job Amy

  • SNL writers really outdid themselves on the sketch comedy.

  • I've never felt so uncomfortable to watch something in my whole life.

  • damn this skit could've been great but amy schumer is so bad in it

  • It took me a while to realize that Ebisaleth was just Elisabeth with the L and the B switched.

  • Amy Schumer has such a punchable face

  • I know Amy's not a very well liked comedian, but for this she had really good timing.

  • The only amy schumer performance without the word VagINa

  • Is it bad that I know a Shelby Macalister?

  • Lol that incest pair :DDDDDDD

  • Amy Schumer has become completely UNfunny.

  • I’m uncomfortable lmao

  • Every Tunisian mom and son..

  • Would've been even better if Amy wasn't the host

  • kate and mikey makes a good couple, here i am giggling in my seat looking at them LMAO!

  • Hilarious…. bravo.. 😍😍😍😍😍😍💗💗loved it… i want more of it

  • 2:04, I was waiting to hear "Not chewing her darn hair".

  • I need keenan in every possible sketch !!!!!

  • "He can't aim" XD

  • I miss bill as the host

  • He can't aim.

  • SNL if you add B in front it will become BSNL😁😁 haha no hate please

  • Amy, shows up, next clip..

  • Just like Amy Schumer a YouTube comedian at best and doesn't listen to what people don't want her to do.

  • kate winning at snl in this sketch LOL

  • Leaving our bed early and making mommy worry…what if I told you I once dated a guy whose mom was almost that creepy

  • leslie almost lost it

  • so creepy lmao

  • What is the name of the weird religious mother in this sketch? Abbisele?

  • This was so hilarious!!!!😆😆😆

  • i don;t know the Bates mother and son went on a game show before Psycho happened?

  • ‘A close community of friends’

  • Hey, that not John Christopher it Norman Bates in the making.

  • This is just soooooo wrong!

    Tears rolling down my face as I laugh

  • He's of me!

  • I'm rewatching old SNL skits and it just dawned on me that Leslie is not in the new skits! Finally!

  • Was that a pig in a dress?

  • I knew a lady that breastfed her son until he was four and I was so weirded out by that. Two years, fine, but four years old? GTFO. The kid was walking and talking by that point! I also saw one lady on tv who breast fed their kids until they were 11. Ahhhhhhhh!

  • wow Ive never seen a whale be a game show host…super inclusive!

  • Honestly i am disgusted

  • Is the host amy shummer?

  • Kate is a genius

  • Amy Schumer is such a bad actor

  • Amy walked into frame and my dick shriveled up inside my body

  • Fucking annoying

  • oh man, I can't stop laughing : )

  • *Hi*

  • What’s the name of the actor playing cutie pie paul?

  • Who plays cutie pie Paul?

  • Amy schumer bad comedian but she is a good actress

  • Amy was excellent!😁😂🤣🤣😂😂

  • Leslie Jones breaking character at 2:40 was great

  • Amy Schumer gay

  • Hamlet and Gertrude changed their names
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  • Pete is disgusting pig.

  • Alone, alone, aloooone

  • hello

  • Awww how cute Is that.

  • “Will I have time to use the restroom”
    “And will I have time to help him in there because he can’t aim”

  • 😬 I miss when SNL was good 🥵

  • Amy is great, get over it.

  • SICK, not even funny

  • John Christopher and his mom 😂🤣😂😂😂😂 am literally dying. Her voice tho😂

  • I don’t find Amy Schumer funny

  • Oh my god! We'll be right back.😁🤣

  • That was disturbingly hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • I opened this and then Amy schemer appeared and I turned it off.

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