Melanie Martinez – K-12 (The Film)


[RECORD STATIC] ♪♪ [ETHERIAL MUSIC] [FILM ROLLING] [TWINKLING] [AUDIO DRONE] [FILM ROLLING]
[SWORD SWINGING] [WOMAN] Wake up. You’re
gonna be late. [ALARM CLOCK RINGING] [SIGH] ♪♪ [HARP PLAYING]
[CRYBABY VO] Wait. What
was my dream again? I remember feeling trapped
in rising heat and there were plastic or
cardboard cutouts all around me and my gums roots were
pushing out my teeth and the voice of a thousand
angels said to me, “It’s temporary.” Maybe that should be my mantra
as I step into what will
inevitably be the worst years of my life. Ah yes, off to a world in which
girls are to only wear pink
dresses and boys blue pants. Well, I dyed my uniform and
embroidered flowers on the
sleeves. [LAUGHS] Speaking of, I should
probably change into my
uniform right now. Nah, that shit’s itchy.
It can wait. [HARP PLAYING] Oh yea, and in my dream, you know when the air below me
was sucking my teeth out of
their sockets, I noticed that my front
two teeth stayed and the gap between them just
kept getting larger and larger. How’s that even possible?
I know right? I wish my Mom wasn’t passed out
right now and could at least
drive me to the bus stop. Phillipe? What are
you doing in there? Don’t scare me like that. What was that angel’s
name again? Was it Willy or Layla? No, I think it was Lilith. [BIRDS SINGING] [KIDS TALKING AND LAUGHING
ON THE SCHOOL BUS] [SIGH] Feel so sick. [ANGELITA] I can’t believe
we have to do this. Do you think we’ll
make any friends? -I hope so, but at least
we have each other.
-That’s true. [GIRLS LAUGHING] [BOY] Okay, okay. Stop. Stop. [KIDS LAUGHING] Seriously? What does it say? Real mature. [BLUE BOY 1 AND BLUE BOY 2] Aw,
sad wittle baby! Go on! [KELLY] Does the bunny wabbit
need some tissues? [GIRL] I bet she has
some in her bra. [ANGELITA] It’s okay, just
ignore them. Just plastic
assholes. [BLUE BOY 1 & BLUE BOY
2] Crybaby, wah-wah! [KIDS] Wah-Wah! Crybaby! [KIDS] Wah-wah! Wah-wah,
wah-wah! [CRYBABY VO] This is K-12. ♪♪
[“WHEELS ON THE BUS”] ♪ I’m just looking out the
window and it’s cold outside ♪ ♪ There are two boys yelling
behind me and I’m terrified ♪ ♪ Counting trees as
they pass me by ♪ ♪ And I’m trying not to
look across the aisle ♪ ♪ ‘Cause Maya’s letting
Dan put his hand ♪ ♪ Up her skirt and she’s got
her hand down his pants ♪ ♪ I know the driver sees it ♪ ♪ I know he’s peeking ♪ ♪ In the rear view mirror ♪ ♪ He says nothing ♪ ♪ Trying to ignore it ♪ ♪ It’s fucking boring,
I’m quietly observing ♪ ♪ I’m saying nothing ♪ ♪ No one’s watching us ♪ ♪ Don’t give a fuck ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ I’m holding it down ♪ ♪ Up in the front ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ Now I’mma light it
up and pass it ♪ ♪ Puff, puff and pass it ♪ ♪ Don’t be a dick and babysit
c’mon just pass it over here ♪ ♪ Counting cars as
they pass me by ♪ ♪ And I’m trying not to
look a row behind me ♪ ♪ ‘Cause Jason’s got his
ass on the glass ♪ ♪ And I hate him,
driver hit a bump fast ♪ ♪ I know the driver sees it ♪ ♪ I know he’s peeking ♪ ♪ In the rear view mirror ♪ ♪ He says nothing ♪ ♪ Trying to ignore it ♪ ♪ It’s fucking boring,
I’m quietly observing ♪ ♪ I’m saying nothing ♪ ♪ No one’s watching us ♪ ♪ Don’t give a fuck ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ I’m holding it down ♪ ♪ Up in the front ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ [HORN HONKING] ♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪ ♪ Wheels on the, on the bus ♪ ♪ Oooh, ahh oooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ No one’s watching us ♪ ♪ Don’t give a fuck ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ [HORN HONKING]
♪ I’m holding
it down up in the front ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ Oooh, wheels on the bus ♪ ♪ Oooh, wheels on
the bus, ooh ♪ ♪ Wheels on the bus ♪ ♪♪ [SCREAMING] [TIRES SCREECH] [CAR CRASH INTO WATER] ♪♪
[SOMBER MUSIC] [ANGELITA] C’mon! Get up!
What are you doing? [SCARED MUMBLING] [KIDS] Ahhhhh… [STRING MUSIC] [HARP MUSIC] [WIND] We should hang here more often. It’s so much better up here. [BOY] This isn’t real…
this isn’t real… -Should we land this thing?
-Mmmm neh. [BOY] I’m gonna
jump out this window! [HARP MUSIC] [SCREAMS] [WIND] [BELL CHIMING] I don’t know why people
are so scared of death. I agree. It’s just another
part of life. You start in the womb and
you end in the tomb. Wait a second. Where
is everybody? I don’t know if it’s because
it’s cold in here, but I’m getting kind of a
creepy chill down my back. -I love it!
-I love it!
[STARTLING MUSIC] -What even was that?
-Scary. -[SIGH] What’s the
room number again?
-222. -[CRYBABY] 221.
-[ANGELITA] 223. [CRYBABY AND ANGELITA] 222. [DOOR KNOB TURNING AND OPENING] [MS.DAPHNE] Class, would you
like to inform Crybaby and Angelita of what
rule they did not follow today? [WHOLE CLASS] When the bell
rings, you must be in your
assigned seat. What are ya deaf? Sit
your asses down! [CRYBABY AND ANGELITA]
Sorry Ms. Daphne. [LOUDSEAKER NOTIFICATION BEEPS] [LOUDSPEAKER] All must stand
for the pledge of allegiance. All rise! [MS. DAPHNE] Henry!
On your feet! [LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] I
pledge allegiance to the flag [LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] of
the United States of America
and to the Republic -[CLASS] for which it stands.
-[MS. DAPHNE] I’m being generous
with you, boy. -[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS]
One nation under God
-Last chance to stand -[LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS]
indivisible
-and show some respect. [LOUDSPEAKER AND STUDENTS] with
liberty and justice for all. You hear that? Liberty
and justice for all? That’s bullshit. [BELL DINGS] [DOOR OPENS] -[MAN] Grab the boy.
-[MAN] Get this one. -[MAN] Quiet!
-[HENRY] Get off me! I didn’t
do anything! -[MAN] Take him to holding.
-[MAN] Put him in the back.
This is what you get. [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] ♪♪
[“CLASS FIGHT”] ♪ It was the middle of class
and the teacher wasn’t looking ♪ ♪ Kelly had a fat ass and
trouble was cooking ♪ ♪ She had a boy wrapped around
her finger tight ♪ ♪ I fell in love with him but
he wasn’t in my life ♪ ♪ The teacher gave me notes to
go out and give Kelly ♪ ♪ She was kissing Brendan,
I got jelly ♪ ♪ I wanted to be in her
shoes for one day ♪ ♪ I just waited ’til recess
to make her pay ♪ [GIRLS LAUGHING] [DOOR CLOSES] [LIGHT TURNING ON] [CRYBABY] Angelita? [ANGELITA] I’m over here.
Can you hear me? [CRYBABY] Yea, where are you? [ANGELITA] I’m trying
to follow your voice. -[ANGELITA] There you are.
-[CRYBABY] Finally. How do they expect us
to sleep in there? I don’t know. I am kind
of sleepy though. Well, wake up. I got that
thrown at my head. -Who drew this?
-That girl Kelly. I think she’s tryin’ to like rip
my head off or something. Well what are you gonna do?
You gotta defend yourself. I can’t defend myself. I don’t
know how to fight, I just, I don’t even know
how to do that– -Ow!
– Hold it together girl. We are capable of doing
whatever we want. Remember? No. I can’t, it’s cheating. Do you really think we’d have
these abilities if we weren’t
supposed to use them? -I don’t know. I just feel like
I’d have an unfair advantage.
-Well, I don’t know. Why don’t you call your
Mom and ask her what she thinks
you should do? -My Mom?
-Mmhmm. No, it’s okay. She’s probably sleeping right
now and honestly I don’t even
think she would pick up the ph– Fine. She’s not going to pick up. We’ll see. [PHONE RINGING] ♪♪
[“CLASS FIGHT”] ♪ Mommy why do I feel sad ♪ ♪ Should I give him away
or feel this bad ♪ ♪ No, no, no don’t you choke ♪ ♪ Daddy chimed in,
go for the throat ♪ ♪ For the throat, for,
for the throat ♪ ♪ Daddy chimed in,
go for the throat ♪ ♪ For the throat, for,
for the throat ♪ ♪ Daddy chimed in,
go for the throat ♪ ♪ Class fight ♪ ♪ Class fight ♪ [KIDS LAUGHING AND PLAYING] [LIGHT MUSIC] [KELLY] Did you see what
she was wearing? Like it was embarrassing
for everyone, and, like, I told her.
I was trying to be helpful.
I gave her advice. I was like, that’s ugly. [KELLY] And she took it like
personally. She was getting all
mad about it,
I was like I’m helping you. -Hey, Kelly?
-Stop. Don’t interrupt me. -[KELLY] Shhh. Still talking.
-[GIRL] Yea, I– [KELLY] I just don’t
understand why you wouldn’t
take my advice. I give really good
advice to people and it’s just a, are you
even listening to me? [FIGHT BELL RINGS] ♪♪
[“CLASS FIGHT”] -Watch out!
[SLAP]
-[CRYBABY] Ugh! [KIDS YELLING]
[KELLY SLAPS CRYBABY REPEATEDLY] [KIDS CHANT] Fight!
Fight! Fight! [KNIFE IS PULLED] [KIDS CHANT] Fight!
Fight! Fight! [KELLY LAUGHING]
[CRYBABY SCREAMING] [TENSE MUSIC] [MS.DAPHNE] What the fuck! -♪ Her face was fucked up and
my hands were bloody ♪
-[KELLY] What are you doing? -[KELLY] Put me down you freak!
-♪ We were in the playground
things were getting muddy ♪ ♪ The teacher broke us
up after I broke her ♪
[KELLY CHOKING] ♪ And my one true love
called me a monster ♪ ♪ Mommy why do I feel sad,
feel sad, feel sad, feel sad ♪ ♪♪ [MS. DAPHNE] Would have thought
that young ladies like you would -know better
-Quit it! My mom spent good
money getting these ears done. You have really blown it
this time. Sit down. I mean it. [CRYBABY VO] I shouldn’tve
lost control like that. She’s not a bad person, she’s
just projecting her
insecurities onto me. [KELLY VO] She didn’t even
leave a mark on me.
I broke skin. [CLOCK TICKS] [PRINCIPAL] You said you
dress as a woman now? [MS. HARPER] Yes, I’m
transitioning. Look– [PRINCIPAL] Transitioning?
No, no I can’t permit you to influence
the children with this
ridiculous behavior. And so what from now on you
want us to address you as– Ms. Harper. Correct. [MS. HARPER] The kids really
connect with me. I love my job and I’d really
like to stay but I need to be
my most authentic self. I am a woman. A woman? [MS. DAPHNE] You hear this? Mr. Harper you’re fired. [KID] Mmmm. What are those? [THOMAS] He forces us
to take these pills. Each color is a
different dosage. I’m on pink. It’s
the lightest dose. Why is he forcing
medication on everyone? To control us. So we can’t leave. [KELLY] That’s fucking
disgusting. [SIGH] [MUSIC HIT] [CLOCK TICKS] [PHONE RINGS] ♪♪ [“THE PRINCIPAL”]
♪ Sneaky greedy money seeking ♪ ♪ Always peeping,
fucking creeping ♪ ♪ Got it on the down low ♪ ♪ So you think you’re
always squeaky ♪ ♪ What if I had told
your mother ♪ ♪ Her son was a cruel mother
fucker hhhuhhh ♪ ♪ It’s not just me,
it’s everybody ♪ ♪ Who thinks that you’re
fucking ugly when you come and
hurt us ♪ ♪ Just so you can
get your money ♪ ♪ Forced to follow the leader ♪ ♪ Whose being possessed
by demons ♪ ♪ I tried to make you listen,
but you won’t, it’s your way ♪ ♪ Right? Killing kids
all day and night ♪ ♪ Prescription pills
and online fights ♪ ♪ Shooting at the angels while
claiming you’re the good guy ♪ ♪ All you want is
cash and hype ♪ ♪ Fuck our dreams and
that’s not right ♪ ♪ The principal ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s
the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s
the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s the principle ♪ ♪ Complicated, overrated, you’re
fixated and elated ♪ ♪ By the separation in this
space that you’ve created ♪ ♪ Fuck all of your rules
and guidelines ♪ ♪ You shouldn’t even
be on the sidelines ♪ ♪ Can’t you see that
we’re all hurting ♪ ♪ If you’re not teaching,
we’re not learning ♪ ♪ Excuse me how much
are you earning ♪ ♪ I tried to make you listen
but you won’t, it’s your way ♪ ♪ Right? Killing kids
all day and night ♪ ♪ Prescription pills
and online fights ♪ ♪ Shooting at the angels while
claiming you’re the good guy ♪ ♪ All you want is
cash and hype ♪ ♪ Fuck our dreams and
that’s not right ♪ ♪ The principal ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s
the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s
the principle ♪ ♪ Oh, where’s the principle ♪ ♪ You don’t know the pain
that you are causing ♪ ♪ Yeah, your actions hurt,
so do your words ♪ ♪ The more you try
to fuck us over ♪ ♪ We will be there yelling
at your front door ♪ ♪ I tried to make you listen but
you want it your way, right ♪ [MS. DAPHNE CRYING] Idiots! Save him! [DOOR OPENING] [DOOR CLOSING] [BANGING ON DESKS] ♪♪
[“SHOW AND TELL”] [CRANKING SOUND] [LAUGHING] [KIDS YELLING] ♪ You pull me by my hair,
so I don’t go nowhere ♪ ♪ Tell me you love me but you
treat me like I’m never there ♪ ♪ You say the cruelest words ♪ ♪ Yes, they break my heart ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I’m over here
working my ass off ♪ ♪ Why is it so hard
to see, why ♪ ♪ If I cut myself,
I would bleed, ouch ♪ ♪ I’m just like you,
you’re like me, mhmm ♪ ♪ Imperfect and human are we ♪ ♪ Show and tell ♪ ♪ I’m on display for all
you fuckers you see ♪ ♪ Show you tell ♪ ♪ Harsh words if you don’t
get a pic with me ♪ ♪ Buy and sell, buy
and sell me baby ♪ ♪ Like I’m a product
to society ♪ ♪ Art don’t sell ♪ ♪ Unless you’ve fucked
every authority ♪ ♪ You beg and cry for more ♪ ♪ And yet I’m on the floor ♪ ♪ There are strangers
taking pictures of me
when I ask no more ♪ ♪ It’s really hard for me to
say just how I feel ♪ ♪ I’m scared that I’ll get
thrown away like a banana peel ♪ ♪ Why is it so hard
to see, why ♪ ♪ If I cut myself,
I would bleed, ouch ♪ ♪ I’m just like you,
you’re like me ♪ ♪ Imperfect and human are we ♪ ♪ Show and tell, show and tell ♪ ♪ I’m on display for all you
fuckers you see, fuckers to see♪ ♪ Show you tell, show and tell ♪ ♪ Harsh words if you don’t
get a pic with me ♪ ♪ Buy and sell ♪ ♪ Like I’m a product
to society ♪ ♪ Art don’t sell ♪ ♪ Unless you’ve fucked
every authority ♪ ♪ Show and tell, ahhhem ♪ ♪ Why can’t you fucking
hear me? ♪ ♪ Show and tell, ahhem ♪ ♪ Are you listening yet? ♪ ♪ Show and tell,
show and tell baby ♪ ♪ I’m on display for all
you fuckers you see ♪ ♪ Show you tell ♪ ♪ Harsh words if you don’t
get a pic with me ♪ ♪ Buy and sell ♪ ♪ Like I’m a product
to society ♪ ♪ Art don’t sell ♪ ♪ Unless you’ve fucked
every authority ♪ [STUDENTS CHEERING] [STUDENTS] Ew! Gross! [VACUUM RUNNING]
[COUGH] [WIND] [SNEEZE] ♪♪
[“NURSE’S OFFICE”] [SNIFFLES]
[COUGH] ♪ Don’t cut me, punch
me, just let me go ♪ ♪ Into the nurse’s office
where I float away ♪ ♪ I’m pale as the loose leaf
paper they grow ♪ ♪ From hollowing out all
my lungs in the snow ♪ ♪ Yeah, I’m coughing ♪ ♪ I’m bleeding ♪ ♪ Band-aids won’t heal it ♪ ♪ ‘Cause they hate me ♪ ♪ So I’m faking all of this ♪ ♪ So they take me ♪ ♪ Take me home ♪ ♪ Give me that pink
slip of permission ♪ ♪ This is old ♪ ♪ I’m tired of wishing
I was ditching ♪ ♪ Oooooo ooohhhhh ohhhhhh ♪ ♪ Ohhhh ohhh ohhhh ♪ ♪ Teacher can I
sit right there ♪ ♪ This bitch behind me
is cutting my hair ♪ ♪ No, just sit your ass down at
the chalkboard you stare ♪ ♪ I faked up a seizure and
left then and there ♪ ♪ Yeah, I’m coughing ♪ ♪ I’m bleeding ♪ ♪ Band-aids won’t heal it ♪ ♪ ‘Cause they hate me ♪ ♪ So I’m faking all of this ♪ ♪ So they take me ♪ ♪ Take me home ♪ ♪ Give me that pink
slip of permission ♪ ♪ This is old ♪ ♪ I’m tired of wishing
I was ditching ♪ ♪ Ooooh oooh oooh oooh ♪
[SCREAMING]
[CHUGGING LIQUID SOUND] [LAUGHING] No, no. [CRYING] [EVIL LAUGHTER] [EVIL LAUGHTER] ♪ Take me home ♪ ♪ Give me that pink
slip of permission ♪ ♪ This is old ♪ ♪ I’m tired of wishing
I was ditching ♪ ♪ Ooooh oooh oooh ♪ ♪ Ooooh ooooh ooooh ♪ -[CRYBABY AND ANGELITA] Wait!
-[ANGELITA] Why are you
leaving us here? [CRYBABY] We need
to come with you. [LILITH] Continue on and live
your truth. Do not hold
fear in your heart. Please. We don’t
want to die here. You’ve had many bodies before
this and you’ll continue to
have more. You’re immortal. But we’re exhausted. We don’t want to feel
this anymore. We must feel the physical
pain of this world because the only way that
we can truly learn is
through experience. Please. ♪♪ Oh no. I’m gonna be
late for class. -Who cares at this point.
-True. -I’m so exhausted.
-The same. [MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND] -Do you hear that?
-[ANGELITA] I do. I think it’s coming
from over here. [MUFFLED MUSIC] -Should we check it out?
-Yea. Okay, count of three.
[TOGETHER] One, two, three! [DOOR OPENS] ♪♪
[LIGHT DANCE MUSIC] Woah. Achoo!
[RECORD SCRATCH] Hello. You all look ravishing. Bewitching even. [GHOSTS YELLING] [GHOSTS CLAWING AT THE DOOR] -We should get to class. Bye
-Okay, see you later. Bye. [MR. CORNWELL] Tragedy
and comedy. Two sides of the same
dramatic coin and we are going to be
exploring both in this play. Even the late comers. [MR. CORNWELL] Alright
everyone. Please turn
to your scripts. Look to page two and
find the roles to which
you’ve been assigned. [CRYBABY] Right, so about that.
Um, is it possible to get
assigned a different role? [CRYBABY] Maybe one that’s
not so domestic? [CRYBABY] Like a film director?
Or the President of
the United States. A harlot perhaps?
[STUDENTS LAUGH] President? What a joke.
Your kind are too soft and too
sensitive to handle a man’s job. [CRYBABY] Having a larger
capacity to feel and
express emotion are one of the many
qualities that make us superior
to your kind. [GASPS] ♪♪
[“DRAMA CLUB”] ♪ Everyone’s so soft,
everyone’s so sensitive ♪ ♪ Do I offend you, you’re
hanging on my sentences ♪ ♪ You can keep your costume and
you can keep your mask ♪ ♪ I’mma take a bow so
you can kiss my ass ♪ ♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama,
up for your drama club ♪ ♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama club ♪ ♪ They try to feed you lines
that you have to memorize ♪ ♪ You always hide behind your
Wizard of Oz disguise ♪ ♪ Do you even have a brain,
you’re sticking to a page ♪ ♪ You’re faking all your pain,
yeah, you’re bleeding
on a stage ♪ ♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama,
up for your drama club ♪ ♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama club ♪ ♪ Ooooo ♪ ♪ I never signed up for
your drama club ♪ ♪ Oooooooooo ♪ ♪ For your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Oooooo ♪ -♪ Up for your drama club ♪
-♪ Oooooo ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Oooooo ♪ ♪ Up for your drama club ♪ ♪ I don’t want to
be an actress ♪ ♪ Living by a script ♪ ♪ Who cares about practice ♪ ♪ I don’t give a shit ♪ ♪ You’re over analyzing
every word I say ♪ ♪ There’s a whole world out
there, you’re living a play ♪ ♪ Fuck your auditorium, I think
it’s pretty boring and ♪ ♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama,
up for your drama club ♪ ♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama club ♪ ♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ I never signed up for
your drama club ♪ ♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ For your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Oooooo ♪ ♪ Up for your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Oooooo ♪ ♪ Up for your drama club ♪ [YELLING] Ahhhhhh!!! You’re being brainwashed! What is this? What is she doing? Go get her. Go on! [CRYBABY] Can’t you see
what’s happening? Open
your fucking eyes! [CRYBABY] Get off of me!
Get off! Wake up! -♪ Never signed up, mmm mmmm ♪
-♪ Ooh ooh ♪ -♪ I never signed up,
never signed up ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ -♪ Never signed up for
your drama club ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, for your drama ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ For your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ For your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ Up for your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ Up for your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ Up for your drama club ♪ -♪ I never signed up for your
drama, up for your drama ♪
-♪ Ooooh ♪ ♪ Up for your drama club ♪ ♪♪ [WHISTLING] [SHOVEL SCOOPING SOUNDS] [BIRDS CHIRPING] [PANTING]
[SIGH] -Wanna go play tennis?
-Ooh yeah. [LAUGHING] [CELESTE] Finish first draft
of ethics essay. A treatise on co-ed education. -Boys are the problem.
-[CRYBABY] Celeste, wait up! [CELESTE] Oh, hey! Umm… Did you guys find a place
to dump the principal? -Yeah, just did it. Done deal.
-Perfect. [BIRDS CHIRPING] [ANGELITA] Did you guys know
there are actually two holes
down there? You didn’t know you
had a butthole? No, I mean in your vagina. There are two separate holes.
[INFLATING SOUND] -Are you sure?
-[ANGELITA] Mmhmm. -[CRYBABY] I think I need to
see a doctor.
-Hey guys. [HARP]
-[ANGELITA] Yeah, there’s your
urethra and vagina. -You guys.
-Oh okay, got it. So, one hole
that you can pee out of [CRYBABY] and the other one that
you can–
-Why does no one listen to me? Guys! The ball is floating away. Oh, shit. [LAUGHING]
[CRYBABY] The ball! [CRYBABY] I feel like we’re
going the wrong way. [ANGELITA] I swear
I just saw it. [BUBBLE POPPING] [LOCKERS OPENING AND CLOSING] ♪♪
[“STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE”]
[ZIPPER SOUNDS] [KIDS TALKING LOUDLY IN GYM]
[WHISTLE SOUND] ♪ Feeling unsure of my naked
body, naked body, naked body ♪ ♪ Stand back watch it taking
shape, taking shape,
taking shape ♪ ♪ Wondering why I don’t look
like Barbie, look like Barbie,
look like Barbie ♪ ♪ They say boys like girls
with a tiny waist,
tiny waist, tiny waist ♪ ♪ Now my mama’s preaching
to make sure I’m pure ♪ ♪ But I never really cared
about that shit before ♪ ♪ Look around the room to
whoever wants me ♪ ♪ Got boys acting like they
ain’t seen skin before, seen
skin before, seen skin before ♪ ♪ Got sent home to change
’cause my skirt is
too short, too short ♪ ♪ It’s my fault, it’s my fault ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I put icing on top ♪ ♪ Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ Strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ That’s my bad, that’s my bad ♪ ♪ No one told them not to grab ♪ ♪ Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ Strawberry shortcake,
strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ Got to make sure that my legs
are shiny, legs are shiny,
legs are shiny ♪ ♪ Hot wax melting burn my skin,
burn my skin, burn my skin ♪ ♪ People all around me are
watching closely, watching
closely, watching closely ♪ ♪ ‘Cause it’s how I look and not
what I think, not what I think,
not what I think ♪ ♪ Mikey’s eyes seem to
be glued to her chest ♪ ♪ So I’m stuffing my bra so
that mine look the best ♪ ♪ It’s my fault, it’s my fault ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I put icing on top ♪ ♪ Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ Strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ That’s my bad, that’s my bad ♪ ♪ No one told them not to grab ♪ ♪ Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ Instead of making me feel
bad for the body I got ♪ ♪ Just teach him to keep it in
his pants and tell him to stop ♪ ♪ Sayin’ it’s my fault,
it’s my fault ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I put icing on top ♪ ♪ Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ Strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪ That’s my bad, that’s my bad ♪ ♪ No one told them not to grab ♪ ♪ Now the boys want a taste of
the strawberry shortcake ♪ ♪♪ [HARP FLOURISH] [SNIFFLE] [LILITH] What’s wrong, my dear? [CRYBABY] [SIGH] I just don’t
want to do this anymore. I don’t want to feel this
pain and I don’t want
to be here on Earth. Please just take me with you. [SIGH] I just want
to be up there. [LILITH] The greatest
power you will hold
is that of acceptance. Any storm you face will
transform itself into a
crystalline rainbow. In divine timing. [ANGELITA] Hey. -[CRYBABY] Hmm?
-[CELESTE] You there? Yeah. [ANGELITA] [PAINFUL SIGH] -[CRYBABY] You OK?
-[ANGELITA] Ahh, I feel so sick. Like, this is the worst stomach
pain I’ve ever experienced. [BOOKS HITTING FLOOR]
[PAINFUL SIGH] Ohhhh… [DOOR OPENS]
[ANGELITA] Ugh, why right now!? [CELESTE] Well…I mean it
had to happen sometime. [CRYBABY] It says there’s
one tampon left. Do either of you
have any change? [CELESTE AND ANGELITA] No. [WIND] [QUICK EXHALE] Yes! It’s fucking empty. [CRYBABY] Whatever.
Who knows what kind of crazy
shit’s in them anyways. [CELESTE] I mean yes, toxic
shock is real, but still tampons should be free. What do I do now? [CRYBABY AND CELESTE]
Toilet paper. Mmmph. You good in there? [ANGELITA] Yeah. You sure? [ANGELITA] Yeah,
I’m almost done. [CELESTE] Need me to get you
another roll of toilet paper? -[CRYBABY LAUGHING]
-[ANGELITA] That’d
be great, yeah. [CRYBABY SIGH] I think I’m going to
be late for class. [ANGELITA] [SIGH] Empathize
with me here a little. I’m sorry. [ANGELITA] OK. [COUGH] Umm. [CRYBABY] Cute sweater.
Where’d you get that from? [ANGELITA] Just whipped a little
something up. What? I wasn’t going to walk
around looking like I sat in
raspberries all day. [DOOR OPENS QUICKLY]
[LOUD FOOTSTEPS] Get back to class! You little bitch. [ANGELITA] You guys.
I don’t know how long I can go
using this toilet paper method. It’s so annoying. It keeps
moving around down there. Well good thing you won’t have
to deal with it much longer. [ANGELITA] Thank the Goddess. [CHUCKLE] Shit. Are you serious? Fuck! [ANGELIC MUSIC]
[KIDS TALKING] -[BOY] Uhh…you go ahead.
Let me know how it is.
-[GIRL] OK, I’ll cut you. ♪♪
[“LUNCHBOX FRIENDS”] ♪ They said hey girl will
you sit with me ♪ ♪ Table in the back,
Cafeteria C ♪ ♪ We can be friends
if you wanna be ♪ ♪ But only ’til the
clock hits three ♪ ♪ After lunch we can
walk to class ♪ ♪ Talk about the boys that
we want to smash ♪ ♪ Talk about ways to get
a little more cash ♪ ♪ After that I’ll ignore
your ass, oh ♪ ♪ The hassle the fighting they
all want a bite of me ♪ ♪ Photos, more photos, then
gossip ’bout hoes that they
don’t know ♪ ♪ Oh, they talk shit though ♪ ♪ I don’t want no lunchbox
friends, no oh ♪ ♪ I want someone who
understands, oh oh no ♪ ♪ Come to my house,
let’s die together ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever ♪ ♪ No oh, no lunch box friends ♪ ♪ No oh yeah, no lunch
box friends ♪ ♪ Come to my house,
let’s die together ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever ♪ ♪ No oh, no lunchbox friends ♪ ♪ No oh, no
lunchbox friends ♪ ♪ Come to my, come to my ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever ♪ ♪ They want a fat ass in
their brand new jeans ♪ ♪ Want a baby in the back with
the man of their dreams ♪ ♪ That isn’t the life for me ♪ ♪ Gotta look like a fuckin’
damn Barbie ♪ ♪ Going on TV, people have
high expectations of me ♪ ♪ Wanna be my best friend
then judge me if I smoke a
little weed ♪ ♪ Makes no fucking sense to me ♪ ♪ The hassle the fighting they
all want a bite of me ♪ ♪ Photos, more photos, then
gossip ’bout hoes that they
don’t know ♪ ♪ Oh, they talk shit though ♪ ♪ I don’t want no lunchbox
friends, no oh ♪ ♪ Don’t want someone who
understands, oh oh no ♪ ♪ Come to my house,
let’s die together ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever ♪ ♪ No oh, no lunch box friends ♪ ♪ No oh yeah, no lunch
box friends ♪ ♪ Come to my house,
let’s die together ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever ♪ ♪ No oh, no oh, no oh, no oh ♪ ♪ Come to my house,
let’s die together ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever ♪ ♪ No lunchbox friends, no oh ♪ ♪ No lunchbox friends,
come to my, come to my ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever, oh ♪ ♪ No oh, no oh, no oh yeah ♪ ♪ Come to my, come to my ♪ ♪ Friendship that will
last forever ♪ ♪ No lunchbox friends, no oh ♪ -♪ No lunchbox friends, come to
my, come to my ♪
-Hey! -[CELESTE] Thank God you’re
back! I thought you were busy
-♪ Friendship that will ♪ -becoming a plastic carbon copy.
-♪ Last forever ♪ This is Magnolia. -Say hi.
-[EERIE SOUND]
-Nice to meet you ladies. -[CELESTE] Welcome!
-[ANGELITA] Hi. [CRYBABY] Holy shit. -[ANGELITA] Is she–
-One of us? But, how do we even go up to
her? She’s sitting with Kelly. [DING SOUND] Food fight, anyone? -Hmmmm.
-[ANGELITA] Hmm.
-I like this girl. [LAUGHING] [ANGELITA] Hmm? What? So do I just throw it? Pretty sure that’s how
food fights go down. -[CELESTE] Yeah, take it, take
it, take it.
-[CRYBABY] OK, fine. [EXHALE] OK. Three…
Two… [CRYBABY] One…
I don’t know. -[MAGNOLIA] Just do it
already!
-[CHUCKLE] -Okay.
-[EXCITED INHALE] [WOOSH SOUND]
Oww! [CHAIR CREAKING] Food fight! [KELLY] You’re fucking
kidding me! [SCREAMING AND YELLING
AND LAUGHING] [KELLY] You’re all heathens! I’m gonna get in on this. Uh uh, not with this hair.
I just had wash day. Okay, so should we go up to her? -[KELLY] Get out of my way!
-[ANGELITA] She’s leaving
with Kelly. [ANGELITA] Let’s go after them.
[CELESTE] Yea, let’s just start
a parade. No. Crybaby I think you need
to do this alone. Okay. Wish me luck. Alright, good luck bitch. -So barbaric.
-Are you sure I can’t? If you don’t put that
floor spaghetti down. [MAGNOLIA] Man. ♪♪
[“ORANGE JUICE”] ♪ Oh, oh, stick it
down your throat ♪ ♪ I’m watching from the
bathroom making sure I don’t ♪ ♪ Choke, choke from the
words you spoke ♪ ♪ When you screamin’
at the mirror ♪ ♪ Screaming at the mirror ♪ ♪ Now you’re sitting
in the cafeteria ♪ ♪ Shoving clementines
and orange bacteria ♪ ♪ Down your throat a dozen
times or near, yeah ♪ ♪ Fooling those around
of your bulimia ♪ ♪ You turn oranges
to orange juice ♪ ♪ Enter there then spit
it out of you ♪ ♪ Your body is imperfectly
perfect ♪ ♪ Everyone wants what the
other one’s working ♪ ♪ No orange juice ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, I believe you chose ♪ ♪ To blow it on the
reading carpet ♪ ♪ That’s what happens
when you stuff it ♪ ♪ Please say that you
won’t continue ♪ ♪ Ordering oranges
off the menu ♪ ♪ Stuffing up your mouth
with t-t-tissue ♪ ♪ The way you look is not
an issue ♪ ♪ You turn oranges
to orange juice ♪ ♪ Enter there then spit
it out of you ♪ ♪ Your body is imperfectly
perfect ♪ ♪ Everyone wants what the
other one’s working ♪ ♪ No orange juice ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ, oooo ♪ ♪ I wish I could give
you my set of eyes ♪ ♪ ‘Cause I know your
eyes ain’t working, mmmhmmm ♪ ♪ I wish I could tell you that
you’re fine, so fine ♪ ♪ But you’ll find that
disconcerting ♪ ♪ You turn oranges
to orange juice ♪ ♪ Enter there then spit
it out of you ♪ ♪ Your body is imperfectly
perfect ♪ ♪ Everyone wants what the
other one’s working ♪ ♪ No orange juice ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪ Eeee ahh
ee ahh OJ ♪ ♪♪ [CRYBABY] Wanna know something
I’ve learned about bodies? They don’t define us.
We aren’t our bodies.
They’re just temporary. I know it seems impossible but Try not to expect shallow
people to love you. They don’t even have the
capacity to understand how
amazing you are. And we all have to learn to
love ourselves without the
approval of others. I know. It’s just extremely
overwhelming when everyone around you is
making you feel like you
aren’t good enough. As if you’re not deserving
the same kind of love
if you’re different. Everyone is deserving of love. Everyone. [SCREAMING AND YELLING
AND LAUGHING] Crybaby, over here. [KID YELLING] Banana! [KID YELLING] Eat
it! Nanananana! This is Fleur. Lucy! What did we talk
about? Don’t touch me. Sorry, I know, I’m sorry.
Isn’t that Crybaby with
Fleur over there? [TENSE MUSIC] Ugh! [CELESTE] It’s crazy over there. It’s chaotic. [DOOR OPENING] [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [KID] It’s Leo… It’s
the principal’s son. Who started this? [KELLY] It was that
bitch Crybaby. Behind the counter. ♪♪
[“DETENTION”] Shut up! ♪ I’m not a bad guy ♪ ♪ So don’t treat me bad if
I’m feeling sad alright ♪ ♪ Please don’t be mad if I
don’t smile back alright ♪ ♪ If I fuck up my words don’t
think I’m absurd alright ♪ ♪ Alright ♪ ♪ I’m physically exhausted,
tired of my knuckles beatin’ ♪ ♪ I’m chewing gum to pass this
time of sadness,
can’t you see it ♪ ♪ You’re too busy seeking
selfish wishes ♪ ♪ Don’t care how I’m feeling ♪ ♪ You write me up and say it’s
love and I can’t believe it ♪ ♪ Baby can you meet me
tonight in detention ♪ ♪ I can feel your blood pressure
rise, fuck this tension ♪ ♪ Let me crawl up into your
mind, did I mention ♪ ♪ Pretending everything’s
alright is detention ♪ ♪ Da da detention,
da da detention ♪ ♪ Pretending everything’s
alright is ♪ ♪ The teachers don’t
care about me ♪ ♪ Fuck how I feel as long
as I make money ♪ ♪ They let them do whatever
they want to me ♪ ♪ They’re the customer,
I’m chopped meat ♪ ♪ I’m chopped meat ♪ ♪ I’m physically exhausted,
tired of my knuckles beatin’ ♪ ♪ I’m chewing gum to pass this
time of sadness,
can’t you see it ♪ ♪ You’re too busy seeking
selfish wishes ♪ ♪ Don’t care how I’m feeling ♪ ♪ You write me up and say it’s
love and I can’t believe it ♪ ♪ Baby can you meet me
tonight in detention ♪ ♪ I can feel your blood pressure
rise, fuck this tension ♪ ♪ Let me crawl up into your
mind, did I mention ♪ ♪ Pretending everything’s
alright is detention ♪ ♪ Da da detention,
da da detention ♪ ♪ Pretending everything’s
alright is detention ♪ ♪ I wanna go home and you say
now is not the time ♪ ♪ Fuck being all alone in the
back of the classroom, ahhh ♪ ♪ Stop calling up my phone
trying to say that I’ve been
out of line ♪ ♪ When all I ever asked was
to go to the bathroom ♪ ♪ Baby can you meet me
tonight in detention ♪ ♪ I can feel your blood pressure
rise, fuck this tension ♪ ♪ Let me crawl up into your
mind, did I mention ♪ ♪ Pretending everything’s
alright is detention ♪ ♪ Tonight ♪ ♪ I can feel your blood
pressure rise ♪ ♪ Let me crawl up
into your mind ♪ ♪ Pretending everything’s
alright is detention ♪ ♪♪ [CELESTE] Okay guys, I think I
have a pretty good plan to get
us out of this shithole. [CELESTE] Angelita I need you to
keep everyone in the gym. Keep them in one place and
try to keep them quiet– [CRYBABY VO] I caught a sparkle
of light in your eyes that day. [CRYBABY VO] I bathed in it,
was transported to
heaven’s gates by it, [CRYBABY VO] but I fall at my
feet. My words shall only be
composed. I can’t speak. [CRYBABY VO] My inner voice
calling my outer self weak -[CRYBABY VO] admiring from
afar secretly–
-Crybaby? -Earth to Crybaby. Are you in?
-Yea. Sorry. [CELESTE] Your job is to
manipulate the spawn of
Satan himself into letting you into his
office so we can hijack
that loudspeaker and get everyone out of here. What’s that? -I think it’s a love letter.
-A love letter form who? -[CRYBABY] I don’t know. It
doesn’t say. [LAUGHING]
-[CELESTE] Okay guys, [CELESTE] back to the plan. We already got rid of the
principal, so that
just leaves Leo. [CELESTE VIA MONITOR] We walk
into his office, make a run for
it and then– -[ANGELITA] Set this
place on fire?
-Exactly. I don’t know about that guys. I agree. Fire’s too cliché. I mean yea, but at this point,
what other options do we have? [DRAMATIC MUSIC] ♪♪
[“TEACHER’S PET”] [FLY BUZZING] ♪ Caught the teacher giving
his eyes to a student ♪ ♪ Pouty, pretty, cute and she
bit her lip back to him ♪ ♪ Chewing on her nails and
her pens while she’s
dreaming of him ♪ ♪ And he’s fucking in
sin, you know he is ♪ ♪ She said it’s for all the
right reasons baby ♪ ♪ Don’t care about grades,
just call me your lady ♪ ♪ If I pass this quiz, will
you give me your babies ♪ ♪ Don’t call me crazy,
you love me but you
won’t come save me ♪ ♪ You got a wife and kids,
you see them daily ♪ ♪ Don’t know why you
even made me ♪ [EVIL LAUGH] ♪ Teacher’s pet ♪ ♪ If I’m so special,
why am I secret ♪ ♪ Yeah, why the fuck is that ♪ ♪ Do you regret ♪ ♪ The things we shared that
I’ll never forget ♪ ♪ Well do you tell me that ♪ ♪ I know I’m young but my mind
is well beyond my years ♪ ♪ I know this wouldn’t last
but fuck you, don’t you
leave me here ♪ ♪ Teachers pet ♪ ♪ If I’m so special,
why am I secret ♪ [EVIL LAUGH] ♪ She’s feeling like
a spider in a cage ♪ ♪ You liar, you were
her desire ♪ ♪ Now she wants to
light you on fire ♪ ♪ But fuck it she’ll still
give you a call ♪ ♪ And a lighter when you
want to get high ♪ ♪ And mess around
’til you get numb ♪ ♪ She said it’s for all the
right reasons baby ♪ ♪ Don’t care about grades,
just call me your lady ♪ ♪ If I pass this quiz, will
you give me your babies ♪ ♪ Don’t call me crazy,
you love me but you
won’t come save me ♪ ♪ You got a wife and kids,
you see them daily ♪ ♪ Don’t know why you
even made me ♪ [EVIL LAUGH] ♪ Teacher’s pet ♪ ♪ If I’m so special,
why am I secret ♪ ♪ Yeah, why the fuck is that ♪ ♪ Do you regret ♪ ♪ The things we shared that
I’ll never forget ♪ ♪ Well do you tell me that ♪ ♪ I know I’m young, but my mind
is well beyond my years ♪ ♪ I know this wouldn’t last,
but fuck you, don’t
you leave me here ♪ ♪ Teacher’s pet ♪ ♪ If I’m so special,
why am I secret ♪ [EVIL LAUGH] ♪ Give me back my money ♪ ♪ Didn’t learn a damn
thing honey from you ♪ ♪ Except how to lie and cheat
while inside the sheets ♪ ♪ Stop calling me your bunny ♪ ♪ I won’t hop and
you don’t own me ♪ ♪ Do you ♪ ♪ I bet you think you
do, well you don’t ♪ ♪ Teacher’s pet ♪ ♪ If I’m so special,
why am I secret ♪ ♪ Yeah, why the fuck is that ♪ ♪ Do you regret ♪ ♪ The things we shared that
I’ll never forget ♪ ♪ Well do you tell me that ♪ ♪ I know I’m young, but my
mind is well beyond my years ♪ ♪ I know this wouldn’t last,
but fuck you, don’t
you leave me here ♪ ♪ Teacher’s pet ♪ ♪ If I’m so special,
why am I secret ♪ ♪♪ [LIGHTER SPARKS] I hope we don’t get caught. We should be fine. You ever wonder who we were to
each other in a past life? Oh, for sure. We’ve probably had hundreds
of lives together. You could’ve been my mom. Yeah, or we could’ve been
[TOGETHER] conjoined twins. And our parents sold us
to a fucking freak show. -That would explain a lot.
-That would. [CRYBABY] It’s crazy how many
medical benefits mary jane has. [ANGELITA] I know, and no one
gives her any credit. We don’t deserve her. Wow. Speaking of magical plants. ♪♪
[“HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS”] ♪ Can we just be honest ♪ ♪ These are the requirements ♪ ♪ If you think you
can be my one ♪ ♪ And only true love ♪ ♪ You must promise to love me ♪ ♪ And damn it if you
fuck me over ♪ ♪ I will rip your fucking
face apart ♪ [CHALK WRITING ON A CHALKBOARD] ♪ Step one, you must accept
that I’m a little out my mind ♪ ♪ Step two, this is a waste if
you can’t walk me down the
finish line ♪ ♪ Step three, give me passion,
don’t make fun my fashion ♪ ♪ Step four, give me more,
give me more, more ♪ ♪ If you can’t handle
a heart like mine ♪ ♪ Don’t waste your
time with me ♪ ♪ If you’re not down
to bleed, no oh ♪ ♪ If you can’t handle
the choking, the biting, the
loving, the smothering ♪ ♪ ‘Til you can’t handle it, no
more, no more ♪
[SCHOOLBELL RINGS] ♪ Go home ♪
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] ♪ Can we just be honest ♪ ♪ These are the requirements ♪ ♪ If you think you can be my
one and only true love ♪ ♪ You must promise to love me ♪ ♪ And damn it if you
fuck me over ♪ ♪ I will rip your fucking
face apart ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
line up ♪ ♪ Not trying to waste my time ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
shut up ♪ ♪ If you’re not my type ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
line up ♪ ♪ Not trying to waste my time ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
shut up ♪ ♪ If you’re not my type ♪ ♪ Step five, you can’t be
scared to show me off and hold
my hand ♪ ♪ Step six, if you can’t put in
work, I don’t know what you
think this fucking is ♪ ♪ Step seven, this one
goes to eleven ♪ ♪ If you cheat,
you will die, die ♪ ♪ If you can’t handle
a heart like mine ♪ ♪ Don’t waste your
time with me ♪ ♪ If you’re not down
to bleed, no oh ♪ ♪ If you can’t handle,
the choking, the biting, the
loving, the smothering ♪ ♪ ‘Til you can’t handle it,
no more, no more ♪
[SCHOOLBELL RINGS] ♪ Go home ♪
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES] ♪ Can we just be honest ♪ ♪ These are the requirements ♪ ♪ If you think you can be my
one and only true love ♪ ♪ You must promise to love me ♪ ♪ And damn it if you
fuck me over ♪ ♪ I will rip your fucking
face apart ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
line up ♪ ♪ Not trying to waste my time ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
shut up ♪ ♪ If you’re not my type ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
line up ♪ ♪ Not trying to waste my time ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
shut up ♪ ♪ If you’re not my type ♪ ♪ Could you hold me
through the night ♪ ♪ Put your lips all over my ♪ ♪ Salty face when
I start crying ♪ ♪ Could you be my first time ♪ ♪ Eat me up like apple pie ♪ ♪ Make me not want to die ♪ ♪ Love me rough and let me fly ♪ ♪ Get me up, yeah, get me high ♪ ♪ Tie me down, don’t
leave my side ♪ ♪ Don’t be a waste of my time ♪ [DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING]
♪ Can we just be honest ♪ ♪ These are the requirements ♪ ♪ If you think you can be my
one and only true love ♪ ♪ You must promise to love me ♪ ♪ And damn it if you
fuck me over ♪ ♪ I will rip your fucking
face apart ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
line up ♪ ♪ Not trying to waste my time ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
shut up ♪ ♪ If you’re not my type ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
line up ♪ ♪ Not trying to waste my time ♪ ♪ High school sweethearts,
shut up ♪ ♪ If you’re not my type ♪ [BEN] You got this. Super
easy. Don’t stress. Uh, fuck. You wanna go to the dance? Do you wanna go to
the dance with me? [LEO] You alright? -[LEO] Hey.
-Hi. You okay? -Mmmhmm.
-You sure? Yea, what’s up? Um, I uh, was looking
for you because [LEO] I wanted to ask you. I would like you to go
to the dance with me. -Really?
-Yea. -Why?
-I don’t know if you
got my note but [CRYBABY VO] Wait, he
wrote the letter? [CRYBABY VO] With that poetic
touch, I just assumed it must
have been written by a girl. [CRYBABY VO] Damn, well, you
know what they say. [CRYBABY VO] Keep your friends
close and your enemies closer. I’d love to go with you. Good. -Cool.
-Okay. Great. [THUNDER] [PARTY MUSIC]
[KIDS TALKING AND DANCING] ♪ I know, ooo ooo oo oo ooo ♪ Brandon why are you touching
her? Why are you touching her? Lucy how could you do
this to me, he’s mine. You’re just gonna stand there
and watch this happen? I made you. You guys are
nothing without me. Ughhh. [MAGNOLIA] Ladies, this
place looks sort of beautiful
don’t you think? It’ll make some beautiful ashes. I’m really nervous. Should we
really be doing this? It’ll be fine. Tonight’s
the night. Just stick to the plan. I made it. It’s meticulous.
You’ll be okay. [BACKGROUND MUSIC CONTINUES] [DRIPPING LIQUID] Ladies. You know what
you’ve gotta do. -Yep.
-Wait. Why is she here? [BLUE BOY] Angelita, do you
wanna dance with me now? Don’t you wanna fuck
off now? Ugh. [CELESTE] There is no way in
hell you had enough time
to get rid of Leo. -Yea, shouldn’t you be up there?
-Where? -The loudspeaker.
-Yea. Why aren’t you up there? Okay, so I got asked
to the dance by Leo. -[ALL GIRLS] What?!
-I know.
-[CELESTE] Girl. Seriously? You let that monster
manipulate you? -Well–
-[FLEUR] Even I didn’t
abandon ship this time, and trust me, I wanted to. I thought we were actually
going to get out of
this place for good. Look, I’m sorry. I am. Seriously? -Look, I don’t know,
I guess I was just–
-Being selfish. Forget it. -[ANGELITA] Wait!
-Nope. It’s fine, just
let her go. It’s fine. [DOOR CLOSES] [WATER RUNNING] You fucked up the whole plan. And all for some asshole who
doesn’t even like you. Real smart. [LILITH] Eh, don’t
beat yourself up. [SLOW PARTY MUSIC PLAYS] [BACKGROUND CONVERSATIONS] [PERSON TAPS ON MICROPHONE]
[AUDIO FEEDBACK] -Ow.
-Ugh. [LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER] Good
evening and welcome to K-12’s 150th school dance. This isn’t part of the plan.
[APPLAUSE] -Woo!
-Woo! Now, before I let you all get
back to dancing all night, [LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER] quite
literally, I would just
like to say just one thing. [LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER] Crybaby.
I know what you’ve been up to. [LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER] I’ve been
watching you for a
long time now. And did you all think that you
could just kill my father, get away with it, have
your nice little dance -[LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
and leave?
-[MAGNOLIA] Yes. [LEO LAUGHING] [LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
I don’t think so Seniors. [LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
Not tonight. The doors are locked. [LEO OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
So dance. Dance! ♪♪
[“RECESS”] [LEO LAUGHING] Dance!! ♪ I was too young
to see the truth ♪ ♪ In my grandma’s lap ♪ ♪ I’m drowning in her perfume ♪ -[ANGELITA] What’s happening?
-[FLEUR] What’s going on? ♪ Too naive to even care ♪ -♪ About the words she
whispered ♪
-[MAGNOLIA] I mean I can’t stop. -♪ While she brushed
out my hair ♪
-We gotta do something guys. ♪ People gonna say ♪ -♪ If you need a break someone
will take your place, people ♪
-[CELESTE] I mean I love dancing -♪ Gonna try ♪
-but this is kinda ridiculous. -♪ To tell you that you’re fine♪
-We need to find Crybaby -♪ With dollars in their eyes ♪
-and stop this now. ♪ Just remember, don’t let them
fuck you honey, no oh ♪ ♪ Don’t let them try, oooohhhh ♪ ♪ Don’t let them hurt you baby ♪ ♪ Just say recess I’m tired ♪ ♪ Sitting in my room ♪ ♪ Looking at all I’ve done ♪ ♪ Everything I wanted
has come to fruition ♪ -♪ I should be happy ♪
-[CELESTE] My powers
won’t start. -♪ But I
can’t get out my bed ♪
-I’ve lost control. [MAGNOLIA] Yea, I can’t
use mine neither. -♪ Stressing about the voices ♪
-[ANGELITA] Where is she? -♪ Screaming inside my head ♪
-[FLEUR] My legs are killing me ♪ People gonna say ♪ ♪ If you need a break, someone
will take your place ♪ ♪ People gonna try ♪ ♪ To tell you that you’re fine
with dollars in their eyes ♪ ♪ Just remember ♪ -[LEO] Hello miss.
-♪ [MUFFLED] Don’t
let them fuck you honey, no oh ♪ -Can I help you?
-Hi, I’m Lorelai.
-♪ Don’t let them try ♪ -I’m here to apply for the
assistant position.
-♪ Don’t let them hurt you ♪ -Um. Yea.
-♪ Baby, just say ♪ -The assistant position.
-♪ Recess I’m tired ♪ ♪ Where has my time
gone and my mind ♪ ♪ Gone, I can’t find euphoria ♪ ♪ When I get upset,
I think in my head ♪ ♪ Back to what she said ♪ ♪ People gonna say ♪ ♪ If you need a break, someone
will take your place ♪ ♪ People gonna try ♪ ♪ To tell you that you’re fine
with dollars in their eyes ♪ ♪ Just remember,
don’t let them ♪ -[MAGNOLIA] Where is she?
-[FLEUR]I can’t do this anymore.
-♪ Fuck you honey, no oh ♪ ♪ Don’t let them try, oooooo ♪ -Crybaby where are you?
-♪ Don’t let them hurt you baby♪ ♪ Just say recess I’m tired ♪ ♪♪ [KISSING] [LORELAI] You know, I’ve
always had this fantasy. -What’s that?
-Of getting nailed in a
really confined space. -Really?
-Mmhmm. Well you are in luck. I had a dream like this once. -Me too.
-Woah, woah, woah! [DOOR LOCKING]
You bitch, let me out. [BANGING ON THE DOOR] Hey! Hey! [SLOW DANCE MUSIC] [RECORD SCRATCH] [CROWD] Woah! -Yes!
-Yes! [CRYBABY OVER LOUDSPEAKER]
Everybody, evacuate the school
immediately. Go, now! -She’s safe.
-Come on, let’s go [KIDS HAPPY AND LAUGHING] [STUDENTS] Move, move! Get out,
get out! Hey, let’s go! Come on! [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [KIDS CELEBRATING WHILE LEAVING] Hey! Shit. What do I do?
Oh my God. Think. Think. -Hey! Hi.
-Shit! You have
to go downstairs. It’s alright, I didn’t mean to
startle you. I’m here to help. Look, I appreciate that
but I really have to– I’m Ben. I’m the one who
wrote the love letter. [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [KIDS CELEBRATING BEING FREE] Okay. How do we destroy
this place? -I don’t know what to do. Do
you have any ideas?
-Uh. -Do you know how to blow
spit bubbles?
-What? What are you talking about? Why? We can trap the school. -We can lift the school up
in a bubble.
-I don’t know. Okay, let’s try it. [DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC] [DOOR UNLOCKING] [KIDS OUT OF BREATH RUNNING] -[MAGNOLIA] Where’s Crybaby?
-[FLEUR] I don’t know. -[CELESTE] Have you guys
seen Crybaby?
-[ANGELITA] No. That’s– Look. -Are you ready?
-Yea. -I mean no. I haven’t
really done this before
so I can’t– -Ben. It’s our only option.
-Sorry. We have to try this, okay? Okay. You’re right.
You’re right. [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [BLOWING BUBBLES] Woah. Well damn. Pinch me I’m dreaming. Ow. Holy shit, we don’t have much
time until we’re too high up. We need to jump. Right now.
on the count of three. If we jump, we’ll die. Fear of death is irrational
right now Ben. Either we die in a few minutes, or we attempt to live
right now. Okay? [DRAMATIC STRING MUSIC] Now. Ahhhhh! Oh, ahh. What the fuck just happened? That’s it. -Il y a du sang partout.
-What does that mean? There’s blood everywhere.
I don’t really know French. It’s just something I
picked up as a kid. Had a French nanny. What? Oh my God, it’s Lilith!
[CRYBABY LAUGHING] [ANGELITA] Guys come on! Are you coming? ♪♪
[“FIRE DRILL”] ♪ I’ve never fit into
any category ♪ ♪ Always deemed an outcast ♪ ♪ Since I was in Sunday school ♪ ♪ And all the cool kids
said I was weird ♪ ♪ It’s exactly the
same they say ♪ ♪ Why do you dress that way? ♪ ♪ Why do you act that way? ♪ ♪ Why aren’t you just like me? ♪ ♪ So is that what you
really wanna say to me, you
playing games with me ♪ ♪ Telling me you’re for
my kind, still you abandon me ♪ ♪ Calling me words I’m
not, painting a picture
that’s false ♪ ♪ You must not know my heart ♪ ♪ But I know it isn’t
your fault ♪ ♪ You live in a world
in your clutch ♪ ♪ You don’t get out very much ♪ ♪ Living in a fake world ♪ ♪ Filled with facades and
chaotic behavior ♪ ♪ You pull the lever for fun ♪ ♪ Yell fire then you just run ♪ ♪ Fire drill, what would happen
if a nuke just hit? ♪ ♪ Would you say bye
to your family? ♪ ♪ Would you post about it? ♪ ♪ Fire drill, if it all went up
in flames one day ♪ ♪ Would you give your mom a hug
before your house burned away? ♪ ♪ It kills, I wish the
best for you and ♪ ♪ You think I ignore you too ♪ ♪ But really I’m trying
to live my own life ♪ ♪ And be present more, and so
should you, it’s alright to ♪ ♪ Crying inside ♪ ♪ ‘Cause nothing I say
ever comes out right ♪ ♪ We’re on the same side ♪ ♪ If I’m honest with you,
you just run and hide ♪ ♪ I’m bad at public
speaking but ♪ ♪ I’m speaking now so
hear me out, shut up ♪ ♪ I personally believe that
everyone is fully capable ♪ ♪ Of more than what
they’re doing ♪ ♪ All of the bullying, all of
the screwing around with people♪ ♪ They don’t even really know ♪ ♪ Eating a hate soufflé and
an angry bitter sorbet ♪ ♪ All because you were
bored one day ♪ ♪ Losing your wits
and your grace ♪ ♪ Fire drill, what would happen
if a nuke just hit? ♪ ♪ Would you say bye
to your family? ♪ ♪ Would you post about it? ♪ ♪ Fire drill, if it all went up
in flames one day ♪ ♪ Would you give your mom a hug
before your house burned away? ♪ ♪ It kills, I wish the
best for you and ♪ ♪ You think I ignore you too ♪ ♪ But, really I’m trying
to live my own life ♪ ♪ And be present more, and so
should you, it’s alright to ♪ ♪ I am not the government ♪ ♪ I am not the fucked up men ♪ ♪ I am not a part of anything
that is hateful ♪ ♪ Love is seeping out my pores,
I don’t hold anger anymore ♪ ♪ Even for people who hurt
and betray me, okay ♪ ♪ I am not the government ♪ ♪ I am not the fucked up men ♪ ♪ I am not a part of anything
that is hateful ♪ ♪ Love is seeping out my pores ♪ ♪ I don’t hold anger anymore ♪ ♪ Even for people who
hurt and betray me ♪ ♪ Fire drill, what would happen
if a nuke just hit? ♪ ♪ Would you say bye
to your family? ♪ ♪ Would you post about it? ♪ ♪ Fire drill, if it all went up
in flames one day ♪ ♪ Would you give your mom a hug
before your house burned away? ♪ ♪ It kills, I wish the
best for you and ♪ ♪ You think I ignore you too ♪ ♪ But, really I’m trying
to live my own life ♪ ♪ And be present more, and so
should you, it’s alright to ♪ [FIRE EXTINGUISHER] [CHILD] I’m getting out of here.

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