I Went To Arizona With No Clothes • Ladylike


– When standard sized people
go shopping for clothes at the mall, they have a ton of options. But I’m not standard. So when I go shopping
for clothes at the mall, my options look a little
bit more like this. Luckily because I’m a smaller plus size, if I plan pretty far in
advance, I can shop online. But what if I didn’t have time to plan? What if I went on a trip to an
amazing and fabulous location and I accidentally lost my suitcase, no! So I wanted to see just
how resourceful I can be. And I’m gonna travel to a cool city that I’ve never shopped in before and I’m not gonna bring any clothes. But I am gonna bring
Jen, because she’s fun. (upbeat dance music) – [Mike] Alright, you’re going to Phoenix. – I’m going to Phoenix. I feel like that the whole point of going to a different city is to get a store that you
can’t find anywhere else. Which means I don’t want
to go to a chain store. – Cause like what’s the point. – Yeah, cause like otherwise
I can just stay here. We want this to be a challenge. I searched for “clothing stores Phoenix.” There’s 17 pages worth of options. When I search for “plus
size clothing Phoenix,” I get three pages and there
is nothing on page three. (laughs) – How many of those were not chain stores? – Two. – Um. – Hopefully one of those
two stores says yes to letting us film. – I really hope they say yes because otherwise, we do not have a video. – If you’re seeing more time
tacked onto the end of this, that means we successfully
found a store who said yes. Why am I always doing these
shoots with these early flights? I would say it’s time to go
pack but I don’t gotta pack. I’m goin’ to Phoenix. This is the outfit I’m goin’ in. And look at a suitcase. This is so empty, it
almost looks suspicious. Bonjour. – Do I look like a tourist? – I love your dress. – Thank you, it’s the
only outfit I brought. – That’s right.
– Did you bring underwear, though?
– Oh yeah. – ‘Cause my thing about underwear is I hate wearing other peoples’. I want some fresh cloth on my vulva. Kristin, is your backpack empty too? – No.
– I was thinking, could you take my tampies?
– I can take your tampies. – Okay, thanks, my pads I’m
gonna stick in my butthole. I’m sorry, that’s just slang for backpack. So sorry. (hip electronic music) – Getting ready for
our impromptu vacation. – I’m very excited. I have wanted to get burns
on my feet for so long. – Are you done? [Mike and Caitlin laughing] We’re in Phoenix. It is, I think, I wanna say 150 degrees. It’s approximately the same temperature as a preheating oven here. The ironic thing is that I
haven’t packed any clothes and that actually might be the right clothes for this destination. Whoa. – It is hot. – We’re not even technically outside. We’re under a bridge. You can tell that my
lipstick’s all smudged. You could also tell
that one of my eyebrows is less filled in than the other one. I don’t like this camera. This camera is too real. Here are the stakes here,
just to make this clear. People think oh, you’re in a town, you don’t have clothes,
you just go buy clothes. But this issue when you’re plus size is that there just aren’t that many places you can go and purchase clothes from. 67% of all women in America
are size 14 or over. But only 18% of the market caters to them. It is (bleep). But what that means is that if I want to come up with a cool outfit for an event, I can’t just go to the store and be like, here’s a cornucopia of outfit ideas. I’m going to be creating two outfits. One for a day activity,
which is going to be cocktails and food by the pool. Then, I have to come up with an outfit for a night activity, which is going to be a really cool tasting menu at a restaurant called Kai. – Oh, ho, ho, ho ho! – I’m like an 18, 20. If you’re above my size, it’s even harder. I might be able to pull this off. But if you’re a few sizes
bigger than me, like, good luck. Even if there’s stuff available, we don’t necessarily want a baggy tee that says like, over it
or like, je t’aime Paris. It’s very possible I might
not find clothes, Jen. I mean, I might just be wearing the same thing for three days. – Mmm, sounds like junior year in college. – I know, I could sell
these clothes on eBay afterwards to some very
questionable buyers. We’re here. Okay, this looks actually really dope. I love when the big fans up front, though. Lets you know it’s too hot when the fans are like,
permanent landscaping fixtures. (swanky electronic music) – [Jen] Just do something with your hands that’s like, we’re here. (all laughing) – We are on our way to
Rocket A Go Go in Tempe. Rocket A Go Go is a cool local store. They kinda focus on vintage and also vintage-inspired type clothes. – [Jen] You love vintage. – We are going to meet
up with Nicole Simone who is an amazing
Instagrammer and blogger. We’re gonna talk to her a little
bit about Phoenix fashions. Phoenix fact!
– Phoenix fact! – A phoenix is a bird. (Kristin cawing) I’m actually honestly a little nervous. I’m not just saying that for this video. I genuinely don’t know if
we’re gonna find anything. I can’t just take six pairs of underwear and drape it across
various parts of my body with some Scotch tape
and call it an outfit. At least not yet, I’m not that famous. (swing-inspired rockabilly music) Hi, Nicole.
– Hi. – You do most of your
shopping online, right? – Correct.
– Let’s say you’re invited to something you need an outfit for and it’s like in eight
hours, what do you do? – I hope that I have
something in my closet already (laughs) that looks good. – Can you tell me a little bit about what kinds of cool trends
you see in Phoenix fashion that’s kinda special to this area? – First and foremost, we
always wear sunscreen. – Okay. (laughs) – But I do see a lot of fun
prints and a lot of color. – I’m hoping that we’re gonna
be able to find some stuff for me somewhere in this store. Hi.
– Hello. – So excited to be here at Rocket A Go Go. – We’re excited to have you. My name’s Stormy. – I’m Roxana. – When I was putting together this project I was trying to find a
store that would sell cool clothes for plus-sized
women in the store. This is the store. – [Roxana] Rocket A Go Go is
primarily a buy-for-trade. We carry a lot of brand new items as well. We have over 30 local artists in here. We carry anywhere from small up to 4XL. Men’s, women’s. [Stormy] We saw that as a need and on top of being plus-size clothes, something fun, not what everyone is just
wearing but still really trendy. – I was actually a 2X, 3X most of my life. So I know how hard it is to
find especially cool stuff. – And who doesn’t love to shop? – We’re gonna go do some shopping. – Okay.
– Awesome. (upbeat flute pop music) – So flipping cute. – Summer in Arizona. – I don’t have to worry
about going shopping. My cherries are right here. It’s a boob for a joke. Okay, so. (laughs) Alright, we’re gonna throw the winners on this end cap here.
– Sounds good. – Alright, let’s do it. This is a different one
with flamingos on it. You know what, I’m
gonna pull this one too. I don’t give a (bleep). Honestly, I’m not used to being not the largest size in the store. It’s usually like, well,
here is the biggest one and if you squeeze–
– Good luck. – Good luck to you. So we got like, six dresses.
– I think that’s a pretty good start.
– If I can find something that isn’t necessarily
dresses, I wouldn’t say no. Here’s a bathing suit. Should I even dare to go find out if it’s a used bathing suit?
– Please do. – Oh my god, there’s another bathing suit. There’s two.
– It’s your lucky day. – It is my lucky day. I was fully expecting to
have to go somewhere else to get a bathing suit,
I didn’t think I was going to get one at the resale shop. – These are magical
unicorn pieces that did come in four hours ago earlier today. They’re brand new, one has
the price tag scanned up, both of them have panty liners, otherwise they would not be on my rack. – To be clear, we did not plan this. I was actually not intending
to get a bathing suit here. This is a coincidence,
it’s my lucky day then. When I’m thinking of a
pool look, it’s more like I’m by the pool and I’m
getting an Instagram. – Okay, so let’s be extra then. – Look at this little clamshell clutch. Aww, am I nautical now? For being extra, what necklaces
do you think I should try? – The bigger the better,
more colors, lots of shine. The one up top, for sure. – I like to have my style also
potentially kill my dinner. This necklace is a scorpion in a heart. – They probably caught that yesterday. – Fresh off the scorpion farm.
– Fresh off the sidewalk. – I know these seem like they might be a little extra for the pool, but what if I wore them to the pool? – I mean… (laughs) – I fully didn’t expect to be able to buy everything in one store, so once I got the taste of the fact that I might be able to do it, I feel like I’m not able
to let that feeling go. ‘Cause if I get everything
done in one store I don’t have to get up tomorrow morning. – Oh, perfect.
– I know. Like you know when you’re
shopping and it feels like you’ve swum a little
bit far out into the ocean and you’re not quite sure
you can get back to shore? – Well, we’re nearing that point. – Okay, we’re in open waters here. – Obviously, I need to have sunglasses, at least for daytime.
– I think these would be fun. – Oh, hello. I actually don’t think I have
a pair of cat eye red ones. I love rhinestones, they’re my favorite type of rhine and stone. Oh (bleep), these are adorable. Yeah, got the Jen seal of approval. Is it time to try things on? This is the scary part. – [Nicole] Or the fun part. – We were there for probably five hours. And there were things that I thought would be the size that I
wanted and it turns out the size that I got was
actually two sizes too small so that’s the crapshoot
that you kinda get into when you’re a plus-sized person and you’re trying to shop
for clothes on the day. Ooh, I like the hemline, I like the color and the print’s really fun. I think it’s a little
tight around the boobs. My chest is kind of wanting to burst forth with its treasure. – It’s a unique color for you. (laughs) – That’s a very mom
compliment, to be like, that’s an interesting choice. – [Nicole] That’s pretty. – Really?
– Yeah. – I love fake buttons,
because all they have to do is sit there and look pretty. What do we think?
– This is nice. – I like it.
– It’s funny, like we’re going very nautical considering
that I think we’re in a landlocked state right now. I like this color a lot, I am very much a Laura Ashley person. – That’s very dainty
and it’s good daytime. – Initial first thoughts? Love the print, love the cut, the boobs you probably could drive a
couple of trucks in here. – Okay, wouldn’t want any
malfunctions by the pool. – Well, I mean– – Or maybe you do.
– I don’t know. For money maybe.
– It’s an adults-only pool. – It is an adults-only pool. – Okay, so all the malfunctions. (Everyone oohs) Look at that; yes.
– I really like this. – I’m a little bit hesitant on
the little shorty shorts here but I do like how it fits the other way. – I like it, I think
that the fit’s lovely, the color’s lovely. – I’m honestly amazed that I
found a bathing suit at all. We’re really playing with
house money right now. Hi.
– How’d it go? – I think I might be able
to make this my only stop. Thank you so much Nicole
for helping me shop. Thank you for opening up
this wonderful store to us. We’ll see how these outfits turn out in their final iterations. (’50s-inspired instrumental) The morning after our big
shopping spree at Rocket A Go Go, it occurred to me this morning that I don’t actually have a cover-up, so we’re gonna run to the mall
and see if I can find one. I don’t know if that’s possible. I mean, I saw lots of cover-ups online when I was looking around, but like who really knows
if they’re in my size, so this is a crapshoot. And it’s time for me to get ready to go to our first activity. I wanna look in the mirror and like, look like I’m looking at a dating profile that I’m definitely
going to swipe right on. That’s the goal. (uptempo electronic piano music) – Kristin, you ready? (Crew oohs and aahs) – [Mike] Oh my god. – I love it!
– You are a nautical goddess. – Oh really, sorry fellas,
she’s married to the sea. – [Jen] The color coordination too, the gold on the necklace matches the shoes and the blue on the necklace
matches the bathing suit. – I didn’t own any of this
stuff this time yesterday. – You look great, dude.
– Thank you. Are you ready to go to the
cabana and actually like start our fun day of drinking by the pool? – Yeah, let’s go.
– Oop, heels on the grass. – You need an arm?
– Yup. (futuristic techno pop) (record scratching) I’m all outta drinks, I’m
so lost without drinks, I need some more drinks
in my little plastic cup. I might go jump in the pool, actually. – I think you should; don’t
run on the deck, though. – Okay, mom. (trendy electronic pop) (crew laughs) – [Jen] That’s great. – Next, we’re gonna get clean and then we’re gonna get ready and I’m gonna put on look two for our fun tasting
menu tonight at dinner. It’s a cool outfit, bye. (uptempo, lively pop music) – I’m ready, get on out here. (Crew oohs) You a fancy lady. – I went with obviously, the hair flower. I could not resist this
adorable little clamshell clutch because I’m doing a whole mermaid thing. Then I have the Betsey Johnson shoes which were like insanely
cheap because they were used. This little mermaid necklace
goes with the dress. I think it actually worked out really cute ’cause I got everything
at the resale store. (uptempo sultry jazz music) For tonight, we are here at Kai at the Sheridan Grand at Wild Horse Pass. This restaurant is the only Forbes 5-star and Triple A 5 diamond
restaurant in all of Arizona. – Wow, Jesus, Arizona. – And we are here tonight to
do an awesome tasting menu. – You know we love the tastings. – We love the tastings. Aren’t you glad you came along? – I’m very glad.
– All you had to do was hold the sound stuff.
– Wassup? – Are you ready to do some eating? – I’m very ready to do some eating next to my hot best friend.
– Oh my god, it’s me. (sophisticated jazz music) Oh, yup that’s great. That’s chewy. – A little bit, yes.
– Yeah. (Crew laughing) – Yeah, this one’s chewy too. – To cleanse your palates
before the main course arrives, this is going to be a blood
orange and cinnamon sorbet. – Ooh, I got it in one scoop. – This is just also like
the Princess Diaries. Is it really cold? Are you wishing you had paced yourself? (Mike laughing) – Next course, escargot. It’s a far departure from that traditional French preparation. – It is so mushroomy, earthy, delicious unlike anywhere that I’ve
had before, even Paris, so. (Everyone oohs) – Well, Paris, Texas is
not known for its cuisine. (Kristin laughs) Never has been. – [Waiter] There is brioche
French toast at the very base. – [Jen] This is delicious, wow. – It’s like all the right textures. – I think I get food, I
get why people are into it. Before, on the fence; now, super down. – I’ve already gotten it on my face and uh, spilled it on myself, so we know this is going really well. What? – It’s mesmerizing, I
don’t wanna look away. – I know, right, I keep
feeling I should capture this but also I should capture
it with my memories and not necessarily with my social media. But I’m also gonna do
it with my social media. – We had a little inside
intel about a future day that’s coming up for you.
– Oh my god. – We wanna make today very special. (ritzy electronic jazz music) – Okay, Jen, I’m so full I might die. – Me too.
– I probably shouldn’t say that. (laughs)
– 60 years. – Jen, this has been amazing. Are you gonna have to roll me home? (upbeat pop rock music) My suitcase is no longer empty. It is now very, very full. So we’re checked out of our hotel. We’re going back to Los Angeles. – Los Angeloose.
– Obviously, I was super nervous going into this, I was really pleasantly surprised we got basically everything at one store
except for that one cover-up. I think this was definitely a challenge. I think we got lucky; where
should I try my luck next? You should tell me what
city I should go to. I’m willing to work hard with
what little luck I’m given. (upbeat ’60s-inspired rock music) – Hey, Unsolved is on a new channel. – (together) Subscribe here. – That was my part.

100 Comments

  • If I wanted to make more of these, which cities do you think I should visit? I am up for the challenge! —Kristin

  • It’s pronounced jet té’ amé

  • My pads I'm gonna stick in my butthole
    Literally crying 😂

  • One of the best videos buzzfeed has made

  • I live in there

  • Her dress in the intro is b-e-a-utiful

  • I live by the rocket a go~go 😂😂

  • Come to San Fancisco!!!!💗💗💗
    #JORNTRAVELS

  • The waiter at the restaurant should be on the menu cuz he a snacc

  • "My pads, I think I'm gonna stick on my butthole. Oh that's slang for backpack."

  • Jen:"Can u take my tampies?!"
    Kristen:"yes"
    Jen:"so I'm just gonna stick my pads in my butthole here…
    Kristen:💀
    Jen:"oh sorry that's just slang for backpack"
    Me:😂💀

  • Ogden utah

  • Please come to Halifax, Nova Scotia!

  • I LOVE Jen!

  • I love the girl that was helping Kristen at the first store. She’s kind of like me, when Kristen tries to do one of her jokes or puns she is totally not phased LOL I know Kristen‘s trying to be funny but I think she does it too much. Just act your self! You’re gorgeous, you ARE funny, and I can only imagine you are so much fun to be around. You don’t have to try so hard 💜❤️

  • That sunset at end was beautiful!!

  • 8:19 In Arizona, we also have scorpions in some of our suckers.

    I don't know if that goes to other states or countries so. . .thought I would say that:)

  • "But I am gonna bring Jen, because she's fun." Yeah, I wouldn't want to do this alone either & having fun on a trip is a must! ❤
    Saying "a phoenix is a bird" is such an understatement. 🤣🤣🤣

  • what ever that friut tray thing was at 16:33 almost made me orgasm stg 😂😂😂💀 that look so good

  • Can you guys go to somewhere in Asia? I think that would be super fun!

  • I wish Jen was my friend ! I love her😭😂😊 she’s hilarious

  • Wiesbaden, Germany

  • Australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • U guys should go to Fabletic <3

  • Jen is JENuinely adorable aaaahhh

  • This sounds so weird 😂

  • Houston Texas were I live

  • They were wearing SUNGLASSES in a POOL???????

  • Go to Orlando Florida Kristin! You love Disney and a ton of cool Disney stuff is there. See if there’s plus size stuff there!!

  • I love Kristin so much 💖

  • You board airplanes from the outside?

  • I went to omini resort before

  • Clothes. My god I hate shopping for them. I have the waist of an 11 yr old girl, the legs of a thin 17 yr old girl, and the shoulders of an eigth grade boy. I am also emo and tend to like guys clothes. Not trying to say it's harder for me, just saying I understand the struggle.

  • It must have taken the editor a long time to add in all the blurs at the airport 😂 idk why I thought of that

  • you have to love mike! and jen! and kristin! oh my god i love these three so much!!! please do more of these, they. are. awesome!!!!! and i want your job..

  • I live in Arizona and I wish I saw you ;>;

  • that intro👌

  • Being smol is also hard because I either gotta buy childrens clothes or extra smol (extra smol isnt a huge variety)

  • I used to live in Phoenix

  • 8:20 Ok call me crazy, but low-key that's kinda cute and I actually really want to buy it lol The only sad part is that I don't live in Arizona 😢😢😢 lol

  • I would bring Jen too.

  • Vermont, id love for u to come to this state, I live here and its hard for me to find clothes being about the same size as u sre, so think it would be a challenge for u.

  • vancouver

  • Come to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada.I would be to welcome you here.

  • I love you Kristen and Jen!

  • I live there I wish I would have seen you

  • Port au prince,Haiti

  • Minnesota!!!! Totally do the Twin Cities🙂👍👍

  • Is it just me or do you think Perth is an amazing capital city to go to? Anyway a lot of people are +size over there (No offence aussies I live in Australia too) And I have many family members that can find any +size clothes in 1MINUTE!

  • Kristin you want a challenge, try Virginia Beach, VA. Seriously.

  • U should come to Boise I’d

  • Omaha, Nebraska

  • My grandma (a plus size women) always shops at American eagle

  • Welcome NOW FEEL THE HEAT

  • I was raised in Phoenix

  • Jen is basically just a small child that can drink alcohol lol

  • canadians be like je tu paris???? you mean le paris du magnificant

  • I love how confident Kristin is in her own body, she isn't afraid to let millions of viewers look at her body on camera with flaws and all❤️❤️❤️ i love this channel. 🙂

  • What’s more important? Bringing clothing, or Jen? Jen of course

  • Kristin please come to Indiana!!!!!!

  • I’ve never had a YouTuber so close to where I live

  • Nicole looks like nataliesoutlet

  • Your so pretty

  • we love our chunky funky sister. slay

  • Oh my goodness Kristen is so pretty and stylish and it makes me mad

  • 2:19

  • They fly Southwest airlines so do I

  • I love these girls together so much. Lovely spirits. 🙂

  • Are we not gonna mention the can you hold me tampies I’m gonna keep my pads in my butthole i mean backpack 😂😂 I live Jen

  • I think you should go to London

  • I feel like her whole personality just surrounds around her being plus size. Like I feel like she lets her being plus size define her as a person.

  • Kitchen and Jorn are so fun to watch. I love them so much 👌🏼

  • 14:37 – 14:52 Jen is very curious about how wine can be chewy.

  • Good job girl 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👏

  • 0:18 them as barbies in the back lol
    I just finished watching that video
    10:03 that is soo pretty😊❤️💙💖💖💜💖🌺🌹

  • Who else was amazed by the intro?!

  • Go to teaxas

  • “i want some fresh cloth on my vulva” 😭😭😭

  • you should try the beautiful city of chicagooooooooooooooooo

  • I'm curious if Jen, Caitlin and Mike shop too, when they go on these vacays.

  • 0:17 Is no one gonna notice the barbie dolls and bootiful paintings in the backround.

  • thumbnail: ooh crissy
    video: oh, jen. it's okay because she's fun!

  • Please please please go to Iowa

  • Do El Paso it is the best and there some good shops place to stay please like so they can come

  • GO TO OKLAHOMA

  • It's actually not that messed up, because you control your weight. Sure, some people are more prone to gaining weight than others, but it's a choice. It's not a disease. By the way, this coming from someone who went from a size 12 to a size 4 in dresses.

  • North Carolina in the Fall when the 🍁🍂 turns yellow!

  • Wow that intro😍

  • 00:38
    I agree

  • I know it’s not a city but Australia

  • Did anyone notice the girl in the red romping mouthing the planned script in 6:32
    Honestly I’m shocked

  • This is literally the second person I find on youtube that has a similar name to mine even thought it isn't that unique… I know only one and that's because my best friend's little sister watches her videos (and it's written with only one "n" so it isn't even the same…). Why are there no "Roxanne" on youtube ?! (Emphasis on the double "n") Wait… my name isn't rare, right ?

    And yes, there is a song called "Roxanne" by The Police, but that doesn't count, ok ?!

  • I live in Arizona. I love this video.

  • drink everytime she says i fully didnt expect XD

  • Well how hot was it there? I’m sorry for asking that I just live in Phoenix

  • Go to Chicago!! (i live there)

  • cAn YoU TaKe mY tAmPies?

  • I think it’s a good thing there aren’t too many plus sized stores, it’s not something we should normalise. The fact that 67% of Americans are overweight is sad and definitely not a good thing or something that should be acceptable.

  • "But I'm bringing Jen. Because she's fun." Kristen
    Amazing!

  • I’m like she went to Phoenix and I live there and didn’t meet her OOF

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