Chappelle’s Show – PopCopy – Uncensored


“POPCOPY” EMPLOYEE
TRAINING FILM WITH YOUR HOST,
RALPH HENDERSON. HELLO,
I’M RALPH HENDERSON. AND IF YOU’RE WATCHING
THIS VIDEO, THAT MEANS YOU’VE
JUST BEEN HIRED TO WORK HERE AT “POPULAR COPY”. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE
GONNA SHOW YOU THE BASICS OF WHAT IT’S LIKE
TO WORK HERE. YOU GUYS READY ? YEAH ! YEAH ! GREAT. FIRST OF ALL,
NEVER SHOW UP ON TIME, AND IF A SUPERVISOR HAPPENS
TO ASK YOU WHERE YOU WERE, YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD
SOUND SOMETHING LIKE THIS. MANUEL,
WHY WERE YOU LATE ? MAN, I GOT HERE
WHEN I COULD ! SHIT, YOU’RE NOT
MY FUCKING MOMS ! ( chuckles ) PERFECT ! OCCASIONALLY,
YOU MAY GET SNAGGED BY ONE OF THESE
CUSTOMER PEOPLE. JUST REMEMBER, YOUR JOB
IS TO FRUSTRATE THEM AND MAKE THEM FEEL UNWANTED. IF YOU CAN,
WRAP UP A STORY THAT WILL MAKE THEM FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE. FOR INSTANCE… YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I’M SAYING, RIGHT ? I MEAN, YOU KNOW
MY REPUTATION. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, I’LL GO TORIKERS
FOR THREE OR FOUR YEARS JUST TO PROVE MY POINT,
I DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT. CAN I HELP YOU ? OR… HELL, YEAH, I SUCK TOES ! GOOD AFTERNOON,
WELCOME TO “POPCOPY”, CAN I HELP YOU ? OR… ( man )
WHAT’S WRONG ? MY BUTT IS ITCHIN’ LIKE CRAZY,
AND I TOOK A SHOWER. CAN I HELP YOU ? IF A CUSTOMER
HAS A COMPUTER DISK, THEN LOOK AT IT AND TELL THEM
IT’S THE WRONG FORMAT. IF THEY USEAPPLE,
TELL THEM WE’RE P.C. IF THEY USE P.C., TELL THEM
WE’REAPPLE.AND IF THEY GOT BOTH,
THEN TELL THEM WE USELINUX.AND IF THEY GOT THAT, TELL THEM
THE COMPUTERS ARE DOWN. THEY SHOULD BE, ANYHOW. YOU SEE, THE WHOLE SYSTEM
ACTUALLY WENT DOWN. IT’S GONNA BE SHUT DOWN
FOR A COUPLE HOURS. HOURS ? IT HAPPENS. THE WHOLE SYSTEM ? BUT THIS IS A BIG PLACE,
HOW CAN– LISTEN, SISTER,
I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT. I DON’T BELIEVE
HE SAID THAT ! SHOULD A CUSTOMER GET ALL UPPITY
AND ASK TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER, THEN TELL THEM,
“GUESS WHAT ? I AM THE MANAGER.” I WANNA SEE THE MANAGER. NO, SEE,
I AM THE MANAGER. YOU ARE THE MANAGER ? THAT’S RIGHT,
MY FRIEND. I’M THE ONLY MANAGER HERE. UNLESS YOU WANT TO TALK
TO THE “POPCOPY” PRESIDENT AND I DON’T KNOW HIM, YOU MIGHT
COULD HELP ME OUT WITH THAT. I MEAN, REALLY GET
IN THEIR FACE ABOUT IT. I WANNA SEE
YOUR MANAGER ! GUESS WHAT, NIGGA ? IAMYOUR MANAGER,
WHAT’S UP ? YOU’RE THE MANAGER ?! THAT’S RIGHT,
HOW MAY I HELP YOU ? YOU DONE, THAT’S IT. YOUR JOB IS DONE, NIGGA,
GET OUT ! I’LL SEE YOU LATER– WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?! Y’KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
ASK, “WHY ?” “WHY TREAT
THE CUSTOMER THIS WAY ?” WHY ? ‘CAUSE FUCK ‘EM,
THAT’S WHY. BATHROOM UPKEEP IS IMPORTANT
TO US HERE AT “POPCOPY”. BE SURE TO SPRAY CHOCOLATE SAUCE
ON THE WALL NEAR THE TOILET TO GIVE THE APPEARANCE
OF ERRANT FECES. THIS WILL ENSURE THAT ANY
CUSTOMER WHO USES OUR RESTROOM WILL NEVER, EVER RETURN
TO ONE OF OUR STORES. WE ASK THAT YOU SIGN A SHEET
TO VERIFY THIS GETS DONE ONCE AN HOUR,
24 TIMES A DAY. UH-OH, TONY,
YOU MISSED A SPOT. WHOA… NOW THAT LOOKS POOPY. I HOPE YOU FOUND
THIS TAPE INFORMATIVE. AND SHOULD YOU EVER
DOUBT YOURSELF AND CONSIDER TREATING
A CUSTOMER WITH RESPECT, JUST REMEMBER THIS: YOU GRADUATED FROM
GRADE SCHOOL, AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO
TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE. WELCOME TO THE “POPCOPY” FAMILY,
AND CONGRATULATIONS. WHOOP HIS ASS,
WHOOP HIS ASS ! WHOOP HIS
ASS ! ♪ “POPCOPY” ♪♪

66 Comments

  • Dave to the critics “Because fuck them that’s why”

  • Chappelle is genius.

  • Because fuck 'em. That's why.

  • holy Shit i work at the copy center at staples and its almost just like this video LMAO

  • Why is the white dude Kenny Beats

  • I got fired from a customer service job for being honest once. I asked the customer to “please hold,” and when he asked why, I said “I’m speaking with two other customers.”

  • That latino dude has the N pass.

    I need me a job popcopy.

  • Sista, I gotta go take a shit. 🤣🤣🤣

  • Cant make money like this!!!!

  • ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉ ʰᵉ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

  • Now i know why kinkos,disappeared, lol

  • I got to go take shit. Haha

  • This is brilliant, showing us the reality of customer service.

  • I worked for Kinkos during college, and we used to do this when a customer was being difficult.
    "That requires this special machine."
    "But that machine isn't running. "
    "Yeah, that machine is broken."

  • "This job would be great, if it wasn't for all the fuckin customers"
    -Clerks

  • I worked for Kinkos during college, and I helped Obama fake his birth certificate. You're welcome, America.

  • This is so accurate. That's why massive companies have taken over from all these places

  • Its crazy how much muscle Dave has put on!

  • LMAO..!!!!!!! 😹😹😹

  • Onin staffing temps in a fucking nutshell… and I've only seen them inside warehouses!

  • 3:05 did i just see rapaport paint the underside of a toilet bowl and THEN lick the brush? Wow

  • Whoa! Now that looks poopy!

  • So true

  • 2:10 is that logan Paul?

  • I hate the patronising 'What SEEMS to be the problem?'

  • I clicked cause of his pervert stare. Looked like he was about to touch some boobies.

  • Hahahahahha when u had a shit ass job before my diploma in a shop, this is how we treated costumers because we hated we had to work because they in all the time hahhahahaa

  • When you’re flying American Airlines

  • dave chappelle is by far one of the best comedians of all time. he is in his own league.

  • I’ve been to this copy store a million times, right on NYU campus

  • Dave looks psycho in that thumbnail.

  • Love them guys in half baked

  • The flip phone.👍😂👍

  • After working as a salesmen i can completely agree with "cause fuck 'em."

  • 😆 😆 guess what i am the manager what?!? You're done get outta here 😆 😆 yeoo somebody gettimv smoked 😆

  • lol that's the guy from weeds

  • You might not believe it but fuck it…the manager bit? I had that shit at PC Clinic in Portugal, it was something like that and they unfortunatly didnt have my computer there or ready for…FOUR months… they unfortunately threatened me with the security… little did they know the senior security there in the mall is one of my childhood best friends, it gets funnier when i see this cause reminds me exactly what happened there, every comedy segment has a bit of truth behind it, almost makes me think this was what happened….

  • I wish I could work here

  • These work ethics are alive & well. This is brilliant…but video says uncensored, where’s the part where they’re smoking crack in the break room??

  • Michael Rappaport is a fucking wigger who needs a fucking crack to the face

  • The messkin is funny

  • This parody is actual true. Rarely you find professional people in any actual company. Most of them are just there because they didn't had anything better to do with their lives and are unhappy with that and lash out at every one they can. They try to confirm yes. But no, they just blunder and employers have to deal with them because those are kind of end jobs for those kinds of people.

  • I don’t have to take shit from anyone!

  • Hell yea I suck toes welcome to popcopy can I help you😂😂😂😂

  • Guillermo 😂😂

  • woman @ 1:01 is hot.. what's her name?

  • You not my fucking mom's 😂😂

  • Fuck them that why

  • can you imagine a Chappelle show comeback filled with trans jokes, trump, inequality, etc…. the world needs to laugh again.

  • I HOLLERED the first time I saw this! "Sista, I gotta go take a sh*t."

  • "Guess wut nigga, I am yo manager! Wassup? Das right! How may I help you? You done! Das it! Yo job is done nigga! Get out! I'll see you later NIGGAAA! Bye!"

  • That Dominican guy was so underused

  • Dave Chappelle is the baddest motherfucker ever

  • “guess what nigga, I AM your manager! What’s up, what you want. That’s right, how may I help you? You done, that’s it, your job is done Nigga get out!

  • Cause fuck em, that's why!…..LOL

  • Hell yeah I suck toes

  • pretty much how my local popeye's and burgerking is run

  • I went to….klinktoes the other day. Immediately thought of this.

  • Love Cuban B

  • This how Chick- Fil -A be sometimes not gonna lie…they racist as hell ..sucks living in Iowa

  • Hell yeah I suck toes!

  • Popcopy is the United Snakes Mission Statement 😁

  • 2:39

  • This should be the customer service training video for every customer service job

  • Ah the late 90s before everyone turned into a bunch of pussies

  • Assholes who act like this towards customers usually do it because they have their coworkers as back up. Strength in numbers. Catch them alone and they have a better attitude.

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